One day Sick was plotting the fall of Kobra when she came up with the best plan ever. She cackled evilly, and neither of her siblings cared because she always ended up doing that. Anyway. She decided to call Chrome, Who rocks everyone's world and of course you know it.

"Yo" Answered Chrome

"Yoyoyoyoyoyo Homie-G! WHATSUP PIMP?"

"...Ehem. Nothing much"

"G-UNIT!" Silence. Cough. "Anyway. I meant to tell you. I finally figured out how to make Kobra fall! It's the best plan ever!" Sick Screeched, and you could tell she was racing around in circles.

"...You do know that I'm not going to help at all" Chrome Said.

Silence.

"Yes you Will."

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"I win. Sucker"

"...No"

"Shutup! And let's put my freaking plan into action!"

"...Except for the fact that we live like 2 hours away from Kobra"

"...Yea. I'll figure it out!"

Click.

Weee. With Kobra-

Kobra Blinks and sneezes while rotating tires with his hands. Cough. He feels like someone is talking about him but then again everyone always talks about him.

Back with Chrome and Sick-

Somehow Chrome and Sick managed to find their way all the way to London England, In the Hogwarts Castle. How the Hell they managed that don't ask me. Anyway. They also somehow managed to bring Kobra with them. I don't know how considering that Kobra thinks Sick is Evil and Sick is positive that Kobra is gay. And that Sick was dragging Chrome... Seriously by a leash. Hahaha Kinky.

So anyway. Sick also Managed to buy a Dementor and pwn it so it bows down to her. Cause She pwns everybody. Cough. Anyway.

"So Kobra. There's an Absolutely hot girl under there. And she wants you to make out with her" Sick Explained, Looking at Chrome for help.

"...Do you really think I'm gonna believe that... Coming from someone who pretended to be me and keeps on claiming I'm gay?" Kobra Said

"...Yes" Sick Answered Staring at him like it was the most obvious thing in the in the whole entire world.

"Oh okay then!" Kobra exclaimed, and walked over to make out with her.

If you have read the Harry Potter books you would know that Kobra's soul just got sucked out. And If you haven't your stupid. Haha.

So, anyway. After Kobra's soul got sucked out, Sick Dragged him to the room of Requirement with no help from Chrome, who was doing unmentionables to Kobra's body. Cough. Anyway. Sick Managed to round up all of Kobra's fan-girls and lock them in the Room of Requirement, With handcuffs and chocolate syrup.

So Sick Stuffed Kobra into the Room of Requirement, grinning evilly. And then Shutting the door. She blinked.

"...Where the hell is Chrome?" She asked no one in particular.

With Chrome-

"Wheeee!" Chrome Said. She Snuck away into the room. "Yay! I lurve Chocolate covered Kobra!"