LS7: Hey there folks… I know I should be working on my other fics but this won't leave me be… Don't worry, I will get to my other stories!
Kratos: Woman! Why have I been brought here!?
LS7: *GLARES* Hey! Shut up you! You're in my world now and what I say goes… GOT IT!!!
Kratos:………..
Summary: Funny scenes with the Ghost of Sparta!!!!
Scene 1: Fighting with Medusa…
Kratos: "You fiend!!! I Will destroy you with the blades of Chaos!!!"
*Scowls while pulling out the Blades of Chaos*
Medusa: *GROWLS* Oh! Yeah Ghost of Sparta…?! Just try!!!!"
*Medusa Starts throwing boulders and other painful objects at poor Kratos who tries to dodge but barely*
Kratos: *Starts pouting and tearing up* "H-hey! That really hurt…. What did I-I ever do to you! You-you big BULLY!" *Cries uncontrollably*
*Crickets chirping happily in the background*
Medusa: …………………"uh?"
*Kratos continues to cry and vent*
Kratos: "DO YOU *Sobs* have any clue how hard it is to be me!? DO YOU!? I have to fight you bloody things everyday and *Censored* every NIGHT!!!!! All I want is my cookies…that's all! COOKIES WITH THE SPRINKLES ON THEM!!! WHY DO THE GODS BETRAY ME!!!???!!!"
Medusa:…"WHAT? I thought you sought to relinquish your sins!"
*Kratos glares so harshly at Medusa that she dies in a non climatic way*
Medusa: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Kratos: "That will teach you to question me!!"
*Screams at the sky to the Gods of Olympus….Mainly Zeus like he does all the time*
Kratos: "ZEUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS NIGHTMARE TO END!!!!!! HOW LONG MUST YOU PROLONG MY SUFFERING…? FOR THE TASTE OF COOKIES WITH THE SPRINKLES?!"
*From Mount Olympus*
Zeus: "For as long I want to fool….. Now leave me alone I'm busy with a life and death situation here!"
Kratos: "BUT my Cook-"
*The sky parts in an ominous way and suddenly a lightning bolt hits our brave and half naked hero into a smoldering pile of ash.*
Zeus: "That'll teach the young brute to piss me off while I'm in a near life and death situation!"
*Sitting across from his brother Poseidon playing-*
Poseidon: "Got any three of hearts?"
*Goldfish……..*
Zeus: "Mother of all crap!!! Here!"
Poseidon: "Yay!!!!! I get pony! I get the pony! I get the-"
*Kills Poseidon off with a sharp lightning bolt to the head… Poseidon's blood is all over Zeus.*
Zeus: "No One! AND I MEAN NO ONE WILL STEAL MY PONY!!!!"
*Runs off (with the blood still on him) to tell Athena what Hermes "supposedly" did to poor Poseidon who didn't see it coming…*
*A week later in the underworld….*
Kratos: "WHAT ABOUT MY COOKIES!?
Hades: SHUT UP!!!
Kratos:…….*Softly like a little girl, balls up in a corner and cries*
Dead People:……………"lame!!!!"
Scene ends……
LS7:……AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Wipes tears from her eyes*
Kratos: I don't find that amusing woman!! *Pulls out the blades of chaos*
LS7:………Um?! *Backs up slowly while Kratos advances slowly seething with a desire to kill* READ AND REVIEW!!