James: What is that?
Remus: It's a car, I think.
Sirius: What exactly does a car do?
Remus: You can drive with it.
James: Drive with THAT?
Remus: Uh-huh.
Sirius: Can you show us?
Remus: Uhm…I guess.
Remus: OK, you see that?
Sirius: Yep, so what it is?
Remus: Oh god. This is gonna be more difficult than I thought.
James: Remus, can you please tell him what it is before he destroys the car?
Remus: Sirius! Stop it!
Sirius: But I just wanna find out what it is.
Remus: It's the clutch!
Sirius: And that is?
Remus: Just forget it! C'mon I gonna show James how to drive.
Sirius: Can you teach me too?
Remus: No!
James: See, I'm driving!
Sirius: Is this driving?
Remus: No, cuz the car has to move.
James: What? Are you saying I'm not driving?!?
Remus: Something like that…
James: This isn't fair!
Sirius: No, it's not cuz I don't wanna sit in the backseat!
Remus: Sirius, shut up or leave.
Sirius: OK, bye.
Remus: Stay!
Sirius: But you said I could leave.
Remus: Just stay!
Sirius: Can I drive now?
Remus: You can't do anything, and especially NOT drive a car! JAMES!!!
James: What?
Remus: You should have drive in to left there!
James: You could have told me!
Remus: Just turn here and drive back.
James: OK.
Remus: In here!
James: Take it easy man, you think I got bad memory or something?
Remus: Sometimes I can't be sure. Sirius, what the hell are you doing?!?
Sirius: Uhm…
Remus: You can't open the door while he's driving!!!
Sirius: I need to pee!
Remus: Oh great!
James: I can drive in here.
Remus: Yeah, I think it's a toilet here.
Sirius: Thanks guys! I'll be right back.
Remus: WTF?!?
Sirius: What?
Remus: Why the hell did you bought all that burgers?
Sirius: I was hungry!
Remus: Exactly how many is it?
James: 50?
Sirius: Uhm…more like 93.
Remus: Shit!
James: Can I have some?
Sirius: Sure! I bought exactly 31 burgers to everyone!
Remus: Oh…my…
James: That's great!
Sirius: I know!
James: Something wrong, Remus?
Remus: I'm not going to eat them.
James: Why not?
Remus: I'm not hungry.
Sirius: Then you can have them as dinner tomorrow!
Sirius: Fly! Fly away!
Remus: Sirius, fuck you!
Sirius: No thanks. WHEEE! FLY!
Remus: Sirius, don't throw the garbish from the burgers out the window!!!
Sirius: But I want them to fly!
James: Sirius, just stop it before Remus gets serious problems here!
Sirius: He can't get that.
James: And why not?
Sirius: Cuz I'm Sirius!
Remus: That's it!!! Sirius, you're WALKING home, NOW!
Sirius: But I don't know the way home from here.
Remus: Well, that's your problem, not mine!
James: Remus, you can't do it with him. He's gonna get lost.
Remus: Fine! You're walking with him!
Sirius: I got a great idea!
Remus: What is it now?
Sirius: You can walk home and we drive!
Remus: Sure! Goodbye!
James: You think we shall take him with us?
Sirius: Nah, I'm sure he'll find the way home.
James: Yeah…I think you're right. Wanna drive to Paris?
Sirius: Really?
James: Yeah, cuz without Moony we can do whatever we want to.
Sirius: Hmmm…when you say it in that way, sure!
James: Woohooo! Paris here we come!
Sirius: Just one thing.
James: What?
Sirius: Can I make the paper fly?
James: Sure.
Sirius: Wheee! FLY!!!