(Author notes: This is my first humorous story and trust me, I loved it myself. I almost cracked up laughing lol. Anyway I give a GREAT thanks to my friend, AangLOL, from for inspiring me to write this hilarious and humorous short story.)

One day Zuko's just taking a shower. It is in near midnight yet he's taking a shower for some strange reason. He's whistling some touching tune he has stuck in his head as he rubs the soap all over his body. Then a large outburst comes in.

"PRINCE ZUKO!" Iroh exclaimed

Zuko topples over and drops his soap, wondering WHY Iroh would want to come in the bathroom at this hour with someone in the shower. Zuko sighed and said "What is it, Uncle..."

"Oh Prince Zuko it's terrible!"

"Well please say it quickly before I become highly disturbed on why you are in here."

"I lost my Lotus tile again!" Iroh began to cry.

"Wow... how upsetting..." Zuko said sarcasticly.

"I know! So you must come out of here right now and help me look for it!"

"Is this the time where I become disturbed? I am TRYING to take a shower, Uncle!" Zuko became very mad, but he was usually the irascible person anyway.

"Come now, my nephew!" Iroh approached the curtains but then he felt something hard in his pocket "Now what's this?"

"UNCLE ARE YOU MAD?" Zuko exclaimed as he was just frightened.

"Of course not! I just found my lotus tile in my pocket!"

"Well next time you might as well hide it in your underwear..."

"I'll do that! Thank you prince Zuko!"

"I... did not need to know that..." Zuko said and sighed. The doors finally shut and sighs again in relief. He can finally take a nice, calm, and peaceful shower. He started by whistling the same tune. Then once he almost started, Iroh came in again.

"Uncle what do you think you are doing?" Zuko shouted as he almost woke up some other people in the apartment.

"Well I uhhh..." Iroh said nervously

"Yes? What is it?" his anger had reached the boiling point.

"I kind of errr.. well you know..."

Zuko sighed " Just spit it out..."

"Fine... I need to use the toilet..."

"Well... good... Thank you for disturbing me and if you want to use the toilet, use it fast and get out!"

"Very well. Thank you Zuko" Iroh said joyfully.

Then suddenly Zuko heard Iroh struggling and then heard a crash by the toilet.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNCLE?" Zuko bursted with anger.

"I need to use the toilet!"

"Then use it don't devastate it!"

"I need it for my midnight Pai-cho game!"

Zuko sighed again as he just wanted to bash his head repeatedly on the wall "Just... take it and go"

"Yay!" Iroh said happily and skipped like a little girl to the parlor where he and his friends played a little game of Pai-Cho with the toilet seat. As long as Iroh was out of here, Zuko could relax and take his shower once more.

Then suddenly came another crash, only Iroh broke the door this time. "PRINCE ZUKO!"

"Please Uncle... Just leave..." Zuko said as he calmed his anger.

"Oh okay. I forgot what I had to say anyway." Iroh made the monkey face and walked away. Then Zuko finished his shower a few seconds later and went off to bed, where as Iroh interupted him even more.