An obscure machine dressed up like a nurse walked up to center stage. "Hello. No, I'm not going to be a major character. I'm here to talk about what you are about to see."
"This story is not suitable for young viewers. Not only are there vulgar language, but explicit sexual themes. Silent Hill wouldn't be right without sex. Right, James?"
James is staring at a computer screen, watching Fukuro for the millionth time. "Yeah…yeah… that's right."
"Please note that this entire storyline is a parody of Silent Hill: Homecoming. It will hold spoilers of the game, and of other Silent Hill games. You have been warned. I know this. It was foretold by Gyromancy." The machine nodded and walked away in a disturbing manner.
Enjoy.