Conversation with Westmoreland and Campbell
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"Hey Bethany, you're looking good as always"
"Thanks Sarah. You too. I noticed you dyed your hair platinum. Good for you"
"D'awww you're so sweet. I'm so happy we're both on the same job"
"Ain't that the truth"
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"Bethany?"
"Yeah?"
"You ever wonder why we're here."
"Sometimes"
"You ever wonder if there's a God out there, with a plan and everything."
"…What? I said ever wonder why we're here"
"Oh"
"You, uh, wanna talk about it?"
"I'd rather not. I don't pay attention to religion"
"Huh"
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"Well, sure is all and quiet on the celestial front"
"Yeah. Guess we showed those Reapers not to fuck with us"
"Hmm… is Shepard still around?"
"Uh, duh, of course she is. She was in a coma after that Reaper thingy blew up"
"Oh, right, I forgot. And that Illusive Man guy?"
"Dead as disco"
"That's actually… pretty funny"
"You played Arkham City without me again, didn't you?"
"Oops"
"I'm just messing with you"
"And EDI?"
"She's around. Well, we kinda had to rebuild her using… eh let's just say she's still alive"
"Oh, ok"
"Hey?"
"Mmm?"
"You remember that book about some guy bringing a creature to life using body parts made from dead people?"
"Yeah, of course I do. Frankenstein. A classic horror film that's been redone one too many freakin' times"
"To be fair, the Mel Brooks version was a lot funnier"
"Yep, that's true"
"I could've sworn Springtime for Hitler was playing on the speakers this morning"
"Well, that was Garrus acting drunk again. You know how wacked up he gets"
"Huh"
"You got any girlfriends?"
"I do and I'm lookin' at her right now"
"Oh? Who'd that be?"
"Uh, you, duh"
"Wow. You… you really like like me?"
"Big time"
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"That was the best first kiss I've ever had"
"I'm glad you enjoyed tasting my wild cherry lipstick"
"So… you ever get bored during this job?"
"Hell no. I have you around to keep me company"
"Oh, right, my bad"
"Eh, no biggie"
"Hmm… do you think pigs will one day fly?"
"I think you've been eating too much of those spiced nachos"
"How'd you guess?"
"I could smell your breath a mile away"
"Oy, you wanna know something?"
"What is it?"
"I'm glad I got this job"
"why's that?"
"So I could be closer to you"
"D'awww you're making me blush, you cutie, you"
"Hey, where do you wanna go later after work?"
"Hmmm… you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Ohhohoho yes, it's time to breed us some mini Westmorelands and mini Campbells"
"god I love you"
"ditto"