Friends set in season 8 mondlers wedding at the after party.
What if Ross had never met Mona or Joey did first (I'm still deciding you'll have to find out.) hence him never switching tables what if he had over heard the girls and joined the conversation. Lobster fic (it may go all the way up to the hospital and with a twist…I'm still deciding that too!)
Ps: I CANT DO PARAGRAPHS and I dont own friends they belong to kauffman/bright/crane
Chapter
Shortly after the first dance Monica came over to sit by Rachel.
"Hey Rach" Monica said in a sing-song voice. " wanna come dance?"
" Oh no Mon, I'm not really in the mood." Rachel said with a half smile.
" But its my wedding!" Monica protested.
" I know, I know I'm just not in the mood." Rachel said apologetically
"okay then" Monica said in defeat "lets talk at least"
"okay" Rachel agreed "what about" Rachel had barely finished getting her words out when Monica said:
" can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?" Monica said
" you know what honey, lets not talk about that now" Rachel rejected
" but this is so huge." Monica half shouted.
" sure, but come not as big as your wedding" Rachel replied.
"well of course not nothing is." said Monica "between me and you and this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?"
"hey" Rachel resorted " you know some times you can do everything right every one can wear what they're supposed to wear and one of those little guys just gets though!"
" How?" Monica questioned.
"I don't know maybe they have tools." Rachel replied before slightly sighing.
"well I talked to her and she's defiantly gunna have this baby she said she's gunna raise it on her own." Monica said
"well maybe, maybe that's really brave." Rachel replied almost in tears.
" Maybe, I just hope she realises how hard its gunna be." Monica pointed out.
"Maybe she hasn't really thought it though that much." Rachel said even closer to tears.
"well there's a lot to think about, I mean how's she gunna handle this finically? How's she gunna juggle work?, does she realise she's not gunna have a date for the next like eighteen years?" Monica asked
"I don't know" Rachel said turning her head so Monica wouldn't notice the tears in her eyes.
"are you okay?" Monica asked confused.
"I'm just thinking about Phoebe or knocked-up Phoebe." Rachel replied turning her head and wiping away a tear.
(you all know what happens and it was getting boring)
After everyone got called to sit down for dinner ( Rachel had taken a pregnancy test by this point and it was positive.) the girls continued to whisper at the table when Chandler came over they lowered their voices but when Ross came over Rachel stopped the conversation altogether.
Only for it to be brought up again by Monica five minutes after they had started to eat.
"so who's the father?" Monica said casually in hope Rachel might accidentally tell her.
"I said I'm not telling you" Rachel replied just as casually.
" come on" Monica whined. "its my wedding and you stole some of my thunder again AND Phoebe covered for you"
"no sorry I can't and anyway you'll judge me" Rachel explained picking up a glass of champagne bringing it to her lips then realising she wasn't allowed putting it back.
" we won't judge you" Phoebe protested.
"no you will judge me and besides-" Rachel was cut of by Ross
"what you up to guys?" Ross asks bringing his chair round.
"nothing" Rachel replied in a really hurried tone.
"Rachel's pregnant" Monica blurted out.
"MONICA!" Rachel yelled
"oh my god you're kidding right?" Ross asked. Rachel let out a sigh
"no, she's not" Rachel said putting her head back.
"oh my god" Ross repeated. He then realised something Ross' eyes widened. Before anyone could notice this he sorted him self out.
"so um" Ross said trying to sound normal. "who is um the father?" Rachel just swallowed so Monica told him that she wouldn't tell them.
More thought rushed thought Ross' head.
"why not do we know him?" Ross asked rather nervously
"yeah" Rachel replied.
"who is the closest to him?" Ross asked still nervously.
"you are actually" Rachel replied again.
"come on, tell us" Monica pleaded. "okay what is the first letter of his name, and I'm only assuming, and hoping it's a he"
"yes it's a he" Rachel said rolling her eyes and his name begins with R, okay?"
"right we need a pad each and a pen each and we all need to write down everyone we know beginning with R okay?"
"Monica I really don't think-" Phoebe got cut off by Monica.
"OAKY?" Monica repeated louder. No one replied.
"good." Monica said. " I'll go get pads and pens.
"Rach will ya please just tell us?" Phoebe asked for the tenth time in the last 3 minutes
"I can't you'll judge me."
"okay" phoebe said "then at lest answer me this who is he closer to me or Monica?"
"Monica" Rachel said.
"okay" Phoebe said again " is it one of the 3 boys"
"no" Rachel said.
Did I leave you on a cliff hanger? XP I'll update soon charley x