"Hawaii?"
"Hawaii! We're on the next flight out," Mulder could barely contain his excitement.
"Mulder," Scully arched her eyebrow. "Why are we going to Hawaii?"
Mulder rubbed his hands together barely able to contain his exuberance. "We're going under cover again," he looked down at their assignment on his desk "as Frank and Danielle Spooky, a newlywed couple on their honeymoon from Florida." He smiled.
Scully crossed her arms and spoke with angered sarcasm, "Mr. and Mrs. Spooky? Mulder… who came up with those obnoxiously conspicuous names?"
"Oh, don't even look at me Scully. It was the Skinman. He practically begged us to accept this case."
Scully rolled her eyes and snatched the case file from Mulder's hands. Her eyes quickly scanned the details of the case. Apparently someone or something was killing men while they were honeymooning. All five of them were found in the ocean near the Kahala Hotel and Resort in Honolulu. Although they were found in the ocean, water was absent from their lungs but they exhibited the other signs associated with drowning. Hypoxia, hypertonic nature of sea water causing osmosis leading to hemolysis blah blah blah. Scully's mind already had the perfect scientific answer.
"What do you think Scully?" He whispered with a smile on his face, "Hawaii."
"Mulder… we can't go to Hawaii. There is no X-File here, it is obvious that these men did drown but not in the ocean. A sauna or the heat from the sun could have turn the salt water into steam which would explain the other signs of drowning and why the coroner didn't find water in the lungs." Scully forcefully threw the file onto his desk, "Unless there is something you are hiding from me, I'm going to take my actual vacation time and work on my article for the next month's issue of The Journal of Medicine."
Mulder was taken aback. He assumed Scully would have loved to spend her paid vacation time with him on the beautiful islands of Hawaii. He was clearly mistaken. Mulder thought this would be the perfect end to her forced leave of absence after shooting Donnie Pfaster and perfect beginning to her actual paid vacation. Mulder tried to think of something to convince Scully to go when he remembered a very important detail of the case. "Scully they found a type of bioluminescence produced by bacteria that live on crustaceans on the victims'," he paused. He suddenly felt awkward in front of Scully.
"On their what Mulder?" Scully demanded.
"On their penises!" Mulder practically yelled his statement.
Scully furrowed her eyebrows. She pulled and straightened out her jacket. She arched her eyebrow and asked through clenched teeth, "Should I pack my swimsuit?"
Mulder leered at her and grinned, "Oh definitely."