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"-" = Vegeta over phone talking
'-' = off phone talking
^-^ = receiver talking
Vegeta picked up the phone. He felt sick before but then taken some kind of medicane for it. But since he was saiyan it had a side affect. Laughing a bit he dialed a number and the phone rang. A woman answered.
^Hello?^
"Hello."
^Yes?^
"Who is this?"
^Who are you trying to reach?^
"What number is this?"
^What number are you trying to reach?^
". . . I don't know."
^Heh. Well, I think you have the wrong number.^
"Do I?"
^It happens. Take it easy.^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
^Hello?^
"I'm sorry, I guess I dialed the wrong number."
^So why'd you dial again?^
"To appolegize."
^Heh, you're forgiven. Bye now.^
"Wait wait, don't hang up!"
^What?^
"I want to talk to you for a second."
^They've got 900 #'s for that. See ya.^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
^Hello?^
"Why don't you wanna talk to me?"
^Who is this?^
"You tell me your name I'll tell you mine."
^I don't think so.^
"What's that noise?"
^Popcorn.^
"You're making popcorn?"
^Uh-huh.^
"I only eat popcorn for movies. . ."
^Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.^
"Really? What?"
^Oh, just some scary movie.^
"You like scary movies?"
^Uh-huh.^
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
^Um. . . I don't know.^
"Ya have to have a favorite. What comes to mind?"
^Um. . . Halloween! You know, the one with the guy in the white mask that walks around and stalks babysitters?^
"Yes."
^What's yours?^
"Guess."
^Um. . . Nightmare on Elms Street!^
"Is that the one when the guy had knives for fingers?"
^Yeah! Freddy Crooger!^
"Freddy, that's right. I like that movie. It was scary."
^Well, the first was, but the rest sucked.^
"So. . . you got a boyfriend?"
^Ha. Why? You wanna ask me out on a date?^
"Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?"
^Mm, no.^
"You never told me your name."
^Why do you want to know my name?^
"Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at."
^. . . What did you say?^
". . . I wanna know who I'm talking to."
^That's not what you said!^
"What do you think I said? . . . What? Hello?"
^Look, I gotta go!^
"Wait! I thought we were gonna go out."
^Well. No. I don't think so.^
"Donthanguponme!"
*Click*
*Ring*
^'Shit!'^
*Click*
^Hello?^
"I told you not to hang up on me."
^What do you want?!^
"To talk."
^Well, dial someone else, okay?!^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
^Listen, asshole-!!^
"No, you listen you little bitch!! You hang up on me again and I'll gut choo like a fish, understand?!!! Heh. Yeah."
^Is this some kind of joke?^
"More of a game really. Can you handle that. . . blondy?"
^. . . Okay, but my hair's black.^
". . . Play along."
^I can't remember what happens next.^
". . . This is the part were you're running around the house locking doors then turn on the porch lights."
^You know I don't have porch!^
". . . Why would I know?"
^You've been here before, haven't you?!^
". . . Who's this?"
^Vegeta, are you drunk?!!^
". . . How'd you know my name?"
^This is ChiChi!! Idiot! You call me and don't know who your talking to?!^
". . . I think I know what speed dial is now. . ."
^Arg!!!^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
"Hi again."
^What now?!^
"Why didn't you tell me?!"
^I was playing along!! Get some sleep and don't drink or eat anything but water and. . . Eat a sandwich or something!! It'll get rid of the alcohol.^
". . . I'm not drunk!"
^You sure as hell sound like you're drunk!!^
"Am I slurring?"
^. . . No, but you sound high, or something! I gotta go now! Get some sleep!!^
*Click*
*Ring*
^'. . . .'^
*Ring*
^'. . . . Arg!!'^
*Ring*
*Click*
^Hello?^
"Goodnight."
*Click*
^. . . . . . .^
*Click*
Who will Vegeta call next? And what movie will he rip off next? You choose. Review please.
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"-" = Vegeta over phone talking
'-' = off phone talking
^-^ = receiver talking
Vegeta picked up the phone. He felt sick before but then taken some kind of medicane for it. But since he was saiyan it had a side affect. Laughing a bit he dialed a number and the phone rang. A woman answered.
^Hello?^
"Hello."
^Yes?^
"Who is this?"
^Who are you trying to reach?^
"What number is this?"
^What number are you trying to reach?^
". . . I don't know."
^Heh. Well, I think you have the wrong number.^
"Do I?"
^It happens. Take it easy.^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
^Hello?^
"I'm sorry, I guess I dialed the wrong number."
^So why'd you dial again?^
"To appolegize."
^Heh, you're forgiven. Bye now.^
"Wait wait, don't hang up!"
^What?^
"I want to talk to you for a second."
^They've got 900 #'s for that. See ya.^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
^Hello?^
"Why don't you wanna talk to me?"
^Who is this?^
"You tell me your name I'll tell you mine."
^I don't think so.^
"What's that noise?"
^Popcorn.^
"You're making popcorn?"
^Uh-huh.^
"I only eat popcorn for movies. . ."
^Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.^
"Really? What?"
^Oh, just some scary movie.^
"You like scary movies?"
^Uh-huh.^
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
^Um. . . I don't know.^
"Ya have to have a favorite. What comes to mind?"
^Um. . . Halloween! You know, the one with the guy in the white mask that walks around and stalks babysitters?^
"Yes."
^What's yours?^
"Guess."
^Um. . . Nightmare on Elms Street!^
"Is that the one when the guy had knives for fingers?"
^Yeah! Freddy Crooger!^
"Freddy, that's right. I like that movie. It was scary."
^Well, the first was, but the rest sucked.^
"So. . . you got a boyfriend?"
^Ha. Why? You wanna ask me out on a date?^
"Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?"
^Mm, no.^
"You never told me your name."
^Why do you want to know my name?^
"Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at."
^. . . What did you say?^
". . . I wanna know who I'm talking to."
^That's not what you said!^
"What do you think I said? . . . What? Hello?"
^Look, I gotta go!^
"Wait! I thought we were gonna go out."
^Well. No. I don't think so.^
"Donthanguponme!"
*Click*
*Ring*
^'Shit!'^
*Click*
^Hello?^
"I told you not to hang up on me."
^What do you want?!^
"To talk."
^Well, dial someone else, okay?!^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
^Listen, asshole-!!^
"No, you listen you little bitch!! You hang up on me again and I'll gut choo like a fish, understand?!!! Heh. Yeah."
^Is this some kind of joke?^
"More of a game really. Can you handle that. . . blondy?"
^. . . Okay, but my hair's black.^
". . . Play along."
^I can't remember what happens next.^
". . . This is the part were you're running around the house locking doors then turn on the porch lights."
^You know I don't have porch!^
". . . Why would I know?"
^You've been here before, haven't you?!^
". . . Who's this?"
^Vegeta, are you drunk?!!^
". . . How'd you know my name?"
^This is ChiChi!! Idiot! You call me and don't know who your talking to?!^
". . . I think I know what speed dial is now. . ."
^Arg!!!^
*Click*
*Ring*
*Click*
"Hi again."
^What now?!^
"Why didn't you tell me?!"
^I was playing along!! Get some sleep and don't drink or eat anything but water and. . . Eat a sandwich or something!! It'll get rid of the alcohol.^
". . . I'm not drunk!"
^You sure as hell sound like you're drunk!!^
"Am I slurring?"
^. . . No, but you sound high, or something! I gotta go now! Get some sleep!!^
*Click*
*Ring*
^'. . . .'^
*Ring*
^'. . . . Arg!!'^
*Ring*
*Click*
^Hello?^
"Goodnight."
*Click*
^. . . . . . .^
*Click*
Who will Vegeta call next? And what movie will he rip off next? You choose. Review please.
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