Chocolate Frog Card: (Silver): Thaddeus Thurkell: Challenge: Write a Squib!AU, in which any known wizard or witch is actually a squib.
Prompt: "I love you. And, I have a condom." - The Uninvited
Word Count: 169
"You know, you can use your magic around me," Walburga sniffed, stirring her tea and avoiding the eyes of the wizard in front of her.
"I don't want to rub it in your face," he murmured. He watched her wince and immediately felt guilty. "Wally, please," he pleaded, reaching for her hand. "My father has died, my mother has lost every care for me for a long time now. You're all I truly care about in this world and I'd hate for you to hate me."
"I'm a squib," she replied as if the word tasted disgusting. Considering her family and the person she was before her lack of magic became apparent, it probably did.
"I know. I love you. And, I have a condom."
She gaped at him. "Sex, Abraxas? Really? Is that all you can think about?"
"With you sitting in front of me? Yes, ma'am."
She pursed her lips together and stirred her tea, again.
"I love you, too. And, I have a condom as well."