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THE VISITOR


Chapter 1: The Enemy Within

Onboard the crescent spaceship that orbited sat the small Irken Invader known as Zim. Right now he was enjoying looking down at the planet Earth with distaste as he drank a cold Irken beverage.

"It is sure nice to relax without that annoying Dib around ranting about they would name my autopsy video after him right Minimoose?" asked Zim.

"Squeak!"

"RIGHT! Now I can focus on my most evil and diabolical plan to destroy this hideous planet so there be nothing but a hideous . . . piece of dust! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

GIR, Zim's insane dysfunctional robot walked in carrying a large bowel of nachos.

"I GOT NACHOS!"

"Well done, GIR. This will make Zim's victory all the sweeter when destroy this rotating mud ball." ranted Zim.

"YAY!!"

Zim and his sidekicks now proceeded to gobble the nachos and a cheese fight erupted between GIR and Minimoose much to Zim's annoyance. Soon enough they returned to their base without knowing something had happened.

(Camera zooms in and we see a small hole in Zim's Voot Cruiser.)

Zim had just finished connecting the wires to his latest project.

"Dib was so sure that artist would actually draw a picture of me without my disguise but that foolish human really made a mistake this time. That sticking earth skunk acted one way on the phone but totally different. Who could he convince with such a crudely drawn picture?

No. Bullheaded. It wasn't even in color. YES!

My newest and greatest project is finished! Now nothing can go wrong!"

"SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!" wailed Zim's Computer,

"What are you talking about?" asked Zim intensely.

"I AM SERIOUS! INTERUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! SENSORS INDICATE SOMETHING ENTERED THE BASE THROUGH HANGAR." said the computer,

"That was my ship. Check your sensors because they are obviously flawed! There is no way my ship is the intruder." barked Zim.

"YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT THIS." said the computer.

The screen showed a hole in Zim's ship and another larger hole in the wall. Zim looked up and gasped at the hull breach on his ship and then at the giant hole in the wall.

"What is . . .?"

"Sensors have confirmed the hole leads down to the city sewage system. I have just sealed the hole in the base." said the computer,

"I'm going down there." said Zim.

Zim walked to the elevator and the glass door closed and proceeded down the levels of Zim's base. It finally stopped and the glass door opened for the Irken Invader to step through. Zim walked into the room and found the hole leading in the sewers.

"Argh! What an incredible smell these disgusting earthling wastes give off!"

He walked up to the hole and looked at it. The hole was the size of Sizz-Lor.

"What ever that thing was it made a mistake of damaging the base of ZIM! Computer so you know where it is?"

"No idea. It doesn't show up. There is a massive system disruption down there." said the Computer,

"Any idea what it is?"

"No."

"You're lying! Anyway keep the doors on this section of the base sealed while I go out into the filthy sewage system and try finding whoever dared infiltrate the house of Zim!"

Zim pulled out a small laser gun and entered the sewers.

(As Zim walks into the sewer the camera zooms into a small red blob crawling through the pipes which lead into a sink at Skool!)


Next Day

"This is it, Gaz. Today I will finally prove to the world that Zim is an evil alien!" ranted the crazy kid called Dib.

"Whatever." muttered Gaz.

Dib was about to go on with his rant when Zim opened a manhole and crawled out of the sewers.

"Zim!" shouted Dib,

"What?"

"Zim!"

"What?"

"Zim!"

"I got that part of it Dib-Monkey! What is it?" barked Zim,

" . . . . . I forgot what I was going to say." said Dib.

Zim and Gaz rolled their eyes at him.

"What are you doing in the sewers, Zim? Finding a hiding place for when I finally catch you?" asked Dib,

"No. Let me be honest here for a moment, Dib-Monkey. I have bigger problems right now so I don't need you sticking your hippo sized head into it." said Zim.

Gaz snickered quickly at the hippo-sized head comment.

"My head is not big!" shouted Dib,

"It's so big I could park the Massive itself on it and still have free space." laughed Zim.

Before Dib could retort Zim jumped back into the sewage.

"You win this round Zim but I will not stand by and let you get away with . . . with . . . what ever it is you're doing." said Dib,

"Nice comeback." muttered Gaz.

"Someday you'll thank me for this, Gaz." said Dib,

"I doubt."

(Camera cuts to Zim's House. Zim is walking into his house looking annoyed. He opens the door to see GIR jumping from across the room from the floors, the walls, and ceilings.)

"GIR! What are you doing?" shouted Zim,

"I had forty cups of coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!"

GIR kept on bouncing across the room.

"GIR, stop that this . . . No wait I've got an idea." said Zim.

He opened to door.

"Come on GIR! Let's have some fun at Dib's house and wreck it!"

"YAY! WRECKING!"

(Camera cuts to Dib walking into his room and screaming.)

"Dib! Did you wake the dead again?" shouted Professor Membrane,

"No, Dad. That alien Zim just trashed my room!" shouted Dib.

"Okay!"

(Camera cuts back to Zim's house.)

"It was a good idea to let GIR loose into Dib's room to let out all that sugar until he was back to his normal self. I guess." said Zim.

He walked into the elevator that took him down to his lab.

"Computer, any progress on finding last night's intruder?"

"Sensors indicate that what ever entered has now entered the Skool."

"How did it get there?"

"There is a massive system disruption there like there was yesterday."

"Good. Now to find this thing and show it what happens when infiltrates the house of ZIM!"

"But Dib infiltrates this house all the time." said GIR.

"Ah, yes, Dib. But he is a stinking worm baby. What ever snuck aboard my ship and was able to survive the cold environment of space, GIR."

"COOL!" shouted GIR.

Zim pulled out a small laser pistol and charged it.

"Let's go."

(Camera cuts to the outside of the Skool with Zim and GIR walking up to the door wearing their disguises.)

"Time to face our little guest."

Zim busted the door down and looked into the dark and empty halls. He pointed the laser pistol ahead and looked around.

"I cannot see anything in the dark. GIR, turn on your lights!"

GIR's eyes turned red.

"Yes my Master!"

A flashlight came out of GIR's head and pointed down the hall. Zim twirled the laser pistol in his hand as he looked carefully around.

"What ever dared to enter the house of Zim will now know what happens to those who dare cross my path!"

Zim jumped and quickly planted his back to the wall as he looked over the corner for any signs of movement.

(Camera now shows something watching Zim from behind some boxes.)

Zim pointed his laser pistol when he saw something move.

"Show yourself!"

A small red blob flew out and hit Zim with such force it sent him flying through the walls.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Zim flew out of the Skool and through the air over the quiet city.