This is basically going to feature more swearing and graphic scenes than the movies. It follows the movies storyline but I may get some other elements from the comics and drop them in from time to time. Don't forget to review!

Kick-Ass: Revenge of MF

"For fuck sake, won't you just die already you little prick!" a foot is jammed into the side of the fallen superhero on the floor. The place was pitch black bare a light hanging by a metal chain directly above, men in suits standing around to form a circle. The hero screamed out in pain as he felt his stomach bruise and his ribs crack. "This'll teach you to be messin' with our shit," the man above smirks as he reveals a knife. Still trying to breathe from the last attack, the hero attempts to crawl away at a snails pace.

"Look! He's trying to get away boss! You better be like the flash and get 'em!" one of the henchmen chuckles. Suddenly, a crashing noise emanates from the window. A young girl dressed in a purple get up rolls through the broken glass.

"What up assholes?" she grins before pulling out two pistols and taking out two guys to each side.

"What the fuck?" one blurts out as he pulls out a gun and starts shooting in her general direction. The girl moves with grace. A backflip to dodge one set of bullets and then taking that guy out with a headshot. Then side step and shoot one in the knee. She sprints near the hero in pain and kicks the guy she shot in the knee.

"One to go," she says as the last guy holds his gun, shaking in his hands. "Scared? You ought to be," she sends a bullet for a trip to his skull.

"Uhhhhhh," The girl walks over to him and stands over his fractured body. "Dave for fuck sake. You fight like a blind bitch. Get your head out of your fat ass and actually try not to get yourself killed. Please? It's a real pain having to come save you every time," the girl says. "Now wake up,"

"Uhhhh?"

"I said wake up dickhead,"

"M-Mi….ndy?"

Dave wakes up to a new life. One when he's alone…..very alone. His Mum dead. His Dad dead after pretending he's Kick-ass to save his son. Mindy's run off. He rolls onto his side and comes face to face with his fuck buddy…the one and only Night Bitch.

"Morning," she purrs as she gently rubs her eyes. "Last night was the best Dave. You really do Kick-Ass," she laughs. Dave grins back.

"And you really are a Night Bitch," he replies.

"Are you serious?!" she shouts back. Dave's eyes open wide. Shit. Did I just say that? Bullocks.

"N-No? Um…..what I meant was-"

"-oh fuck you! You calling me a prostitute? What a cocksucker!" she grabs top of shoves it on. "And Dave, try lasting more than 30 seconds with the next girl. It's kind of embarrassing," she pulls her jeans on and storms out. A few moments later the door slams. What am I gonna do with myself? Dave lies in bed for a while, a long long while before forcing himself to eat. It had only been a week since everything went to hell. For some reason, he'd been dreaming about Mindy more than anything. He'd been hurt by his fathers death…but Mindy leaving really struck a nerve. Dave pours a load of milk into cereal box and grabs a spoon and heads into the living room and sits on the couch. He turns the tv on and the news is still blaring about new superheroes rising in the country. Thanks to Kick-Ass. An interview with some whacky guy in his costume from last night comes up.

"So obviously you're a superhero. With that, what's your name?" the reporter asks. The man in ripped jeans and a t-shirt with the flash on it.

"Quinco," he answers. "Quinco the great!" he smashes his fist in the air. The reporter looks a bit uncomfortable.

"W-well um Quinco….what brings you to the streets?"

"I 'eard some Mother fucker guy was about and he was sturrin' up some serious trouble for the community, so I grabbed my stuff and 'ere I am!" he puts his hands on his hips and looks into the camera. "We'll get 'em kids, don't worry," he winks.

Luckily, the mother fuckers dead. His own sharks feasted on him. Dave had done it himself. He dropped him into the tank and the mother fucker was no more. Poor bastard.

Elsewhere…..

"Uhhhh….." Chris moans. His vision of the room is blurry. He feels his body ache. He's connected to a lot of machinery. But, he's very much ALIVE.