ABA Unite!
by Yami-chan
A/N: If you are even remotely a fan of Amelia, do not read. If you are, and you do, and you send me flames, I will post them on my personal site and laugh at them. So you might as well, cause a review's still a review.
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Yami: Hello and welcome to the Amelia Bashers Anonymous Convention!
Amelia: What?!
Yami: You heard me, Princess.
Amelia: ::gets puppy-dog eyes:: But why, Yami-san?
Yami: Stop calling me that! ::grabs Mace-sama a la Filia::
Amelia: Alright! Just don't hit me!
Yami: Anyway, welcome to the ABA Convention! This is the big get-together that all of us authors who don't like little Ms. Justice have to openly express our feelings.
Amelia: Why don't you like me?
Yami: Let me give you the edited version. ::goes into Professor Mode::
::Dramatic lighting goes into effect and we see a few group pictures of various animes and movies::
Yami: ::points to the pictures:: Every anime or movie or show has to have a really annoying member that everyone, except freaks, loves to hate. Look to example one. ::points to picture of X-Men movie cast:: Here we have Scott Summers. In many ways, he is everything we want to be. And yes, they tried to make him an interesting character. But the point is that he is Mr. Uptight and Perfect. His hair never even gets messed up! And for that reason, he can never have a successful relationship in a popular fanfic unless it's out on a farm in the middle of nowhere where no one has to look at him and gag.
Amelia: But.. that means... Zelgadis-san and I...
Yami: Bing bing bing! Never, ever, will you have a chance with 'Zelgadis-san'. He will always be paired off with Xellos, Lina, or Filia.
Amelia: But that's not fair!
Yami: Face it, Amelia. You're not the star, you're not what we're interested in. Plus, you beat most of us in the cleavage area! I mean, come on! That's not gonna make you popular!
Amelia: That's not my fault!
Yami: Yes, but we like to believe it is.
Amelia: Is there any hope for me?
Yami: Only if you do the Scott thing.
Amelia: You mean marry Zelgadis-san and move out on a farm?
Yami: Hell no! Now, if you married Jiras and moved out onto a farm...
Amelia: Jiras!? That's my only hope!? Jiras?!
Yami: Summed up, yes.
Amelia: Life sucks.
Yami: Now that's the attitude to gain popularity!
Amelia: I want all you to know that what you are doing is evil! Pure evil!
AB: ::start pelting rotten fruit at her::
Amelia: Life's not fair!!!!!
Yami: I know.
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Okay, so that was screwed up. Why did I write that? Because I am an Amelia Basher as well! ::pulls off trenchcoat to reveal proud Amelia Basher uniform. Basically, a black version of her 'Justice Heroes PeaceMaker' thing, in case you've seen Try.::
by Yami-chan
A/N: If you are even remotely a fan of Amelia, do not read. If you are, and you do, and you send me flames, I will post them on my personal site and laugh at them. So you might as well, cause a review's still a review.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yami: Hello and welcome to the Amelia Bashers Anonymous Convention!
Amelia: What?!
Yami: You heard me, Princess.
Amelia: ::gets puppy-dog eyes:: But why, Yami-san?
Yami: Stop calling me that! ::grabs Mace-sama a la Filia::
Amelia: Alright! Just don't hit me!
Yami: Anyway, welcome to the ABA Convention! This is the big get-together that all of us authors who don't like little Ms. Justice have to openly express our feelings.
Amelia: Why don't you like me?
Yami: Let me give you the edited version. ::goes into Professor Mode::
::Dramatic lighting goes into effect and we see a few group pictures of various animes and movies::
Yami: ::points to the pictures:: Every anime or movie or show has to have a really annoying member that everyone, except freaks, loves to hate. Look to example one. ::points to picture of X-Men movie cast:: Here we have Scott Summers. In many ways, he is everything we want to be. And yes, they tried to make him an interesting character. But the point is that he is Mr. Uptight and Perfect. His hair never even gets messed up! And for that reason, he can never have a successful relationship in a popular fanfic unless it's out on a farm in the middle of nowhere where no one has to look at him and gag.
Amelia: But.. that means... Zelgadis-san and I...
Yami: Bing bing bing! Never, ever, will you have a chance with 'Zelgadis-san'. He will always be paired off with Xellos, Lina, or Filia.
Amelia: But that's not fair!
Yami: Face it, Amelia. You're not the star, you're not what we're interested in. Plus, you beat most of us in the cleavage area! I mean, come on! That's not gonna make you popular!
Amelia: That's not my fault!
Yami: Yes, but we like to believe it is.
Amelia: Is there any hope for me?
Yami: Only if you do the Scott thing.
Amelia: You mean marry Zelgadis-san and move out on a farm?
Yami: Hell no! Now, if you married Jiras and moved out onto a farm...
Amelia: Jiras!? That's my only hope!? Jiras?!
Yami: Summed up, yes.
Amelia: Life sucks.
Yami: Now that's the attitude to gain popularity!
Amelia: I want all you to know that what you are doing is evil! Pure evil!
AB: ::start pelting rotten fruit at her::
Amelia: Life's not fair!!!!!
Yami: I know.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Okay, so that was screwed up. Why did I write that? Because I am an Amelia Basher as well! ::pulls off trenchcoat to reveal proud Amelia Basher uniform. Basically, a black version of her 'Justice Heroes PeaceMaker' thing, in case you've seen Try.::