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A/N: That's the only disclaimer I'll be doing. I hate those things. But this makes it more professional!

All right, so for the first chapter, I have to have a long author's note. As you may already know, this story is a sequel to 'We Must Violate Some Law of Nature'. I'm sorry to disappoint the Jake-Nessie team members, but this story is NOT about Jake and Nessie. It is about Embry. However, I do promise to write a few chapters from their POVs in the beginning where it makes sense and do a quick flashback of Jake's explanation to Nessie and all of Alice's evil doings. It will be nice and give closure. I just wanted to end the first book because it seemed appropriate and adorable.

I'm also sorry to disappoint the abstinence readers, but this will not be another abstinence story. If you don't want to read about the intimacy, I will warn beforehand, but I suggest you just don't start reading. Abstinence was good for Jake and Nessie because they have a sweet love, but Embry has a different tale.

But I'm very happy to announce this will be a love story. With that being said, enjoy!

-leslie

Embry POV

Emmet was chilling at my house again. He'd been over here every day this week so far. Probably because he accidentally smashed his playstation controller. Didn't bother me though.

Emmet and I became fast friends. With our combined interests of video games and pranks, it was easy to get along with him. It was fun too.

Like the time we totally covered Jasper's floor in ketchup. The best part wasn't even seeing him slide all over the place uncontrollably. It wasn't even posting the video on youtube. It was the emotion overload. All afternoon we drove him crazy by faking emotions during the video games. Emmet and I would act as if we were having a different emotion a minute, and the emotions we each displayed were so opposite that Jasper couldn't keep up. Then he was angry because he kept loosing. He finally stormed off to his room and WALL-AH! insta-freak out. At first he was pissed. Then he started to shake like he was crying. Then he laughed hysterically like it was the funniest thing that had ever happened to him. Then he went and made out with Alice. It was hilarious.

It took Jasper a week to forgive us. Sure we were buds, but that was a serious blow to the dude's ego. He made both of us think we were gay. After that he forgave us.

Needless to say, I don't enter public showers anymore.

The only disagreement Emmet and I ever had nearly left me with a broken face. We were joking around about hot chicks, and I started talking about how hot Rosalie was. Bad idea. Note to remember: Emmet is possessive.

Mostly I think we just bonded because we both missed Jake. He was like my best friend, and Emmet loved fooling around with him. Sometimes Emmet needs someone besides emo-kid Jasper, 1900s-Edward, and father-Carlisle. But it has to be someone in the loop about vampires. I fit the description.

So now I'm like the new Cullen brother I guess. The smell doesn't even bother me that much. Once you get over the fact that they smell way too sweet, like tooth decay sweet, its actually kinda nice.

Emmet always beat me at video games. We were playing NFL Fantasy and I was the Raiders and he was the Packers. It was 24-98 with ten seconds left in the fourth quarter, Em in the lead. I was loosing. Bad.

After I lost, he punched my shoulder. "Your loosing it man. You play like Rosie."

"Yeah and she kicks your ass all the time." I pointed out.

He shrugged. "I'm not arguing with that." Then he looked at his watch. "Sorry. I gotta go. Family meeting tonight."

"Alright, see ya later." He backwards saluted me as he walked out the door. Now I was stuck by myself.

I stared at my cell. I could call Quil, but he was probably hanging out with Claire. Sam with Emily, Andrew with Leah, Seth with Erin, Jared with Kim, and Paul with Rachel. I couldn't hang with any of the wolves anymore. It was this stupid imprinting nonsense. They were all females now.

As if on cue, the phone rang. "Hullo?" I said when I picked it up.

"HEYDUDEWHATSUP?" Jake screamed at me from the other line. I laughed.

"The sky. Tip your head and you'll see it."

He laughed. I missed talking to Jake. I hadn't seen him for weeks. "Really? I never would have guessed. But seriously. Are you totally and completely bored without me?"

I sighed. "Yeah pretty much."

"Well then get your big wolf butt up here and come see Nessie and me. She won't bite, I promise."

"Hey. Biting. Kinky. How is Ness anyway…" I trailed off suggestively.

He growled. "Sexy."

"Do me a favor and spice up my life. Send me a pic of her. Pretty pretty pretty please! I know you have one." I stressed the word. He caught that.

"I don't need a picture. Any time I want to see her I can just rip her clothing off. I can see you're doing ok. After all, you're healthy enough to be an ass."

"I'd be dead before I'd be a non-ass."

Jake and I talked for a while about how he was learning to play hockey and about how I was learning the true art of video games from Emmet and Jasper instead of the childish way we used to play. He got a kick out of my story about Edward and Bella getting caught in Carlisle's study. He thought it was hilarious that Mr. Abstinence himself decided the Doc's office was a good place to get some.

It was great talking to him. But I felt entirely pathetic when he had to go because he actually had a life. I had no life to get back to.

A/N: So what do you think? Do you guys like my Embry? Review and I'll post sooner!