Pregnancy Q & A
A small parody XD I think it's quite humorous. Anyhow, so Kairi's the pregnant women, Sora's the husband and Riku's the doctor. ;p
Kairi: Should I have a baby after 35?
Riku: No, 35 children is enough.
Kairi: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
Riku: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Kairi: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
Riku: Childbirth.
Sora: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
Riku: So what's your question?
Kairi: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Riku: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Kairi: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
Riku: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Sora: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
Riku: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Kairi: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Riku: Yes, pregnancy.
Kairi: Do I have to have a baby shower?
Riku: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Sora: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Riku: When the kids are in college.
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