*A Jigokuchou flies in the window of the Urahara Shoten* Attention Abarai-taicho, Abarai-Fukutaicho, Quincy Ishida Uryuu, and Quincy Ishida Ume, Kurosaki-taicho has been kidnapped by an unknown Arrancar claiming to be the Queen of Hueco Mundo. Please contact Urahara Kisuke to obtain entrance to Los Noches and retrieve Kurosaki-taicho.
*An explosion rocks Los Noches, one of the outer walls suddenly having a new hole in it. Several people look up but no one does anything until the doors to the former throne room explode inward.*
"Zaraki" Abarai Sakura: You! Hollow bitch! Let Daddy's best friend go!
Ishida Ume: Really, Abarai, can you be any more crass? *adjusts her glasses*
Z: It's ZARAKI, Quincy! *draws her swords* C'mon!
Jigokuhime: *sitting on Aizen's throne with Grimmjow at her feet, and Ichigo sitting on a chair next to her* Um, Ichi-chan is free to leave.
Z: Wha? *looks disappointed that they didn't get to fight.*
J: I wanted Shiro, but it seems they can't be separated. So, Ichigo came along since they're a packaged set. *gestures to the strawberry, who blushes, scowling*
Z: *looks dumbfounded*
I: *adjusts her glasses again, dismissing her bow* So, then, now what?
J: Well, I've tamed Shiro, haven't I, Ichi-chan? *he nods, still blushing and scowling* So, just bring him back every so often for me to recast the hypnosis and let me fuck him. *shrugs*
Z: Uh?
I: Very well. Kurosaki-ji-san, Father and Abarai-ji-san are waiting at Getaboshi's shoten. *straightens her glove though it's perfect already as Ichigo bows to the new Queen of Los Noches and joins the girls on the floor.*
J: *waves with a bright smile on her face.* Have a safe trip home! Come back and see us again sometime. And bring your fathers!
Z: *follows Ume and Ichigo out of Los Noches, and through the Garganta, her swords still drawn and looking caught between confused and disappointed.*
J: *turns to Grimmjow as soon as the others are gone.* Now, pretty kitty, where were we? *He purrs.*