Tony's POV
"Then she grabs him between the legs and says 'only smaller!'" Tony's giggling so much at his own joke that he almost misses Bruce's warning stare. "What?"
"I thought Pepper talked to you about this? About making Steve uncomfortable?"
Bucky looks from Bruce to Steve, confused. "Uncomfortable?"
Steve grins and shakes his head. "I know. They all seem to think we were nuns in the forties or something."
"Not everyone Spangles, just you," Tony crows. "I don't doubt the Buckster here got his fair share but you blush at lingerie commercials."
"It's demeaning!"
Bucky snorted. "You never said that when you dragged us to that burlesque house on the French border!"
Steve gave an answering snort. "Not that any of you needed much pursuading."
"What was that one girl's name? The blonde with the big- "
"Oh, the one who did the- "
"Yeah. What was her name? Monique? Marie?"
"Margritte. Wow, she was somethin' else."
"Yeah."
"You know she had a thing for DumDum? Fucked him speechless that night we left."
"No! How'd I not know that? Lucky fucker."
"God's honest."
"Jesus, most I got off her was a suck-job in the back room."
"No shit Buck. You mighta only mentioned it a couple dozen times."
"Lucky fucker."
"Yeah."
The pair sighed whistfully, lost in reverie, oblivious to the stunned silence that filled the room.