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Thanks to GG for the awesome idea and the Homicide: Life On The Street episode, "Valentine's Day."
Set during late S5 HLOTS. I do not own anyone from Homicide: Life On The Street, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Cracker Jacks, Trojan condoms, and Batman. The things I have listed belong to their rightful owners and were just used to make this story. Enjoy!!!
Munch had forgotten about the day's earlier events. That morning, he told Lewis about the latest weekend escapade he had with his girlfriend, unprotected. Now Munch had reached the bottom of the Cracker Jack box Lewis had gave him during lunch break and came across a small, light-green, squared package that was well-sealed and resembled nothing like the Batman sticker on the front of the box. Munch fished it out and looked over it.
"Safety first," one side read in very familiar hand-writing.
How the hell Lewis snuck out of the office and bought a Trojan Her-Pleasure condom to put in the Cracker Jacks was anyone's guess. But Lewis still owed him a prize, specifically a Batman sticker, and Munch was going to kill Lewis anyway because he made a direct insult to his manhood.