Here is the summary for those deranged people who didn't like the first one
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If you learn from mistakes, learn very quickly. Even quicker when you change the mental age by mistake. Even quicker still when that person is the savior of the world. Even more quicker when people go insane because of that.
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Hello. This part of the fanfic is to explain that I don't own any of the characters here...yet. So carry on and read this testament of my supreme madness!
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DiZ was not a patient man. Being a man of once oh-so-great patience and traveling pointlessly just to get his revenge, his patience had worn down. The key to his vengeance was Sora who was currently in a coma- not a reassurance for a quick and easy revenge, particularly when someone told him that there was a 'problem'.
"I want to know about this teeny weeny, itsy bitsy, itty bitty problem" DiZ asked again, tapping his foot on the floor impatiently.
"Nothing at all, really it's barely worth knowing about. I would just be wasting your oh so valuable, important, world saving time." Namine said, trying to stall.
"What. Is. Wrong?" DiZ said, coming to his limit, his remaining visible flesh turning a deep shade of tomato red, matching his bandages.
"Well," Namine elongated the 'well' "I was… sort of… recreating the last ten years of his life so far, and I well, kind of destroyed the ten years. And that means well when Sora wakes up he might, just maybe, on a very slim chance, think he is a five-year-old." Namine Said trying to back away from the unnaturally quiet DiZ.
"Ah. Well, we have a problem. A Problem that makes the only person who can save us think he is a fucking five-year-
old!"
"Language DiZ! Honestly, if God was writing this down somewhere and letting everyone else read it, they would be appalled. Anyway, surely it can't be that bad?" Messing up with some one's memories was new to Namine and she didn't know the consequences
"That's it! Riku! Get your covered-in-darkness butt in here!" Yelled DiZ.
Riku came in, wearing that damn coat that was meant for all the members of Organization XIII but all the important characters have.
"What do you want DiZ?" The hooded guy asked.
"You're still in darkness right, so you can feel no guilt after evil deeds?"
"Yes." Riku said, unsure of where this was going. No.
"Then please please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, throttle this damn idiot to her fucking wanted death." Pleaded DiZ, unnaturally on his knees.
"No." Killing Kairi's Nobody was not something he was about to do, killing DiZ however…
Being refused was not in DiZ's nature, so screaming, he pressed a button which dropped Riku into a room filled with lasers all pointed at Riku. The lasers opened fire.
"Do you know Halloween town?" DiZ asked, back to his silent anger at Namine although sometimes stopping to laugh maniacally when he heard Riku (fake) scream with pain. Riku was actually watching a TV show- how to get revenge and torture annoying bastards (the lasers had been destroyed).
"Yep" Answered Namine, wondering why he asked her this.
"Remember, Christmas town?"
"Yes" Ah, now she knew where this was going
"Remember that all five-year-olds are obsessed with Christmas and meeting Santa?" not to mention hyperactivity but… scratch that, Sora's hyper without those sugary cupcakes.
"OK. This. Is. Bad."
"Damn right you are."
"But what will happen to Roxas." Asked Namine, thinking of a five-year-old Roxas, the thought was quite amusing, in thought, but in real life, disastrous.
"Roxas's physical age: Fifteen, mental age: five"
"So what's going to happen in Twilight Town?"
"Oh no." The colour drained out of DiZ's face as he hit the ground with a satisfying thump.
"Heh heh heh. Mission annoy DiZ success!!!" Namine and Riku smirked.
(A/N): well there ya have it folks! Pretty much of these notes are of the beta so I'm just going to sit in the corner crying until someone feels sorry for me and gives me chocolate.
(B/N): Stay in touch to see what monstrosities little Roxie will do!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Roxie: don't call me that!!
Beta: oh? I can and will I own YOU!!
Roxie: no you don't, Square Enix does.
Beta: (sobs) you're right… but I can still call you ROXIE!!!!
Roxie: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Author: Does everybody always ignore me? Seriously, I'm the guy who came up with this idea, but do I get any credit?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………….. Thank you for reading, review please.
Beta and Roxie: QUIET!!!