Hey y'all! (:

Please, only read this if you have read Bald Eagle, or it won't make any sense.

Thank you all for 400 reviews on Bald Eagle!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, and Jay is not really from the Gate.

And so, I now present to you chapter one of Jaybird! (don't burn your eyes! O-O)

"You're just giving her that glimpse of the Truth?!"

"Of course not. She will pay. That is where you come in."

"What?"

"She will pay with her sanity. It's your job to make sure of that."

"Ah, of course. I will not fail."

"Be careful."

"Why? She's just a girl."

"Don't fall in love."

"Ha! Love? I have no heart! Surely you don't think-"

"It would make you weak-"

"I am not weak, nor have I ever been. You can't possibly beleive I would fall in love. How preposterous!"

"But if you fail-"

"I will NEVER fail."

"Then go."

"I care..."

"Who are you?!" asked Harriet, and then very suddenly fell asleep.

Harriet was standing at the edge of a stream, naked.

The figure of a teenage boy rose from the stream, scruffy blonde hair soaked. He looked up at her, green eyes gleaming lustfully. He walked up onto the stream bank and put his arm around Harriet, then kissed her.

Harriet's eyes widened as the boy slid his tongue down her throat, then she relaxed and kissed him back eagerly.

The boy pulled away, but led her by the hand into a hollow in the stream bank lined with thick, soft, springy moss.

Harriet sank luxuriously into the moss, and the boy crawled onto her and kissed her again, and she could feel his hard erection against her leg.

He giggled impishly and bit her nipple, and she moaned in exstasy, grabbing at his hair. He grinned and positioned himself above her, then entered her gently, and she gasped at the feeling of his dick inside her. He began to thrust in and out of her.

After some time, Harriet came first, moaning and clutching at the boy's back. He moaned as he cummed into her, then they both fell asleep...

Harriet suddenly sat up in bed, sweating. "What a weird dream..." She looked at the clock: 9:00 AM. "OH SHIT!"

"What is it?" yawned the boy from the dream, sitting up and stretching.

"GYAAAH!" shreiked Harriet, jumping out of bed and covering herself with a blanket.

"Geez, you're doing an awful lot of screaming this morning," commented the boy, rubbing his eyes.

"Who are you?!!!" whimpered Harriet, backing up a little.

"Your imaginary friend," said the boy, piercing green eyes staring at Harriet. "And I can be whatever you want me to be, be it a ballet dancer (God forbid!), a happy little elf, an annoyance, a prankster, a friend, or even a lover. Whatever you want me to be."

"Well, um..." said Harriet, a little flustered, "What is your name, anyways?"

"A name? I don't have a name. I can if you want me to, but you'll have to make it up." The boy looked at her expectantly.

Harriet looked out the window, just as a bluejay alighted on a tree branch outside, looked at her, cocked its head, then flew away.

"How about... Jay?" asked Harriet.

Jay shrugged. "Sounds good."

And that was chapter one!

Disturbed yet?

And yes, there will be more lemons, but not immediately. If you don't like them, you can skip over them.

Well, toodles! (: