Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did…let say things will go differently.

Warning: nothing much…except that it's yaoi. Oh! And there might be grammar, tense error. Pardon me, kay? I need a beta reader if you guys don't want to get confused by my errors and mistakes. Oh! And it'll be a bit OOC on Sasuke's side. But it'll be explain later on.

My Perverted Husband

Chapter 1: First Meeting with a Slap!

"Damn it! Where the hell are my keys?" Sasuke grumbled out loud. He's been searching for his keys for the past few minutes, through the mess of his apartment.

"It's in the kitchen, under the dining table, Sasuke." A cold voice said.

Sasuke turned around to look at the owner of the voice, his eyebrow twitch in irritation. "How the hell did it get there?" Sasuke paused. "What are you doing here, Itachi?"

Itachi shrugged, uncaring to what happen to his little brother's keys. He smirked, loving the sight of his little brother's 'mood swings', as he called it. "I'm visiting you, of course." He follow Sasuke to the kitchen, watching as his otouto bend down and crawl underneath the table, looking for his keys.

"There you are my precious keys!" Sasuke picked up his keys from under the dining table, true to his brother's word that it was there, laying innocently. "You must have reasons for visiting me at such hour, Itachi. What is it this time?" he asked. His eyes narrowed suspiciously.

Itachi chuckled, his otouto is so cute. "You know that father is furious that you were choosing a guy as your future husband right? And that you're gay?"

Sasuke raised his eyebrow, 'This again?' He thought. "Yes. What about it? Is it not enough of him for kicking me out of the house?" Sasuke growled.

Itachi shook his head 'no', it's not enough. "Father said that he will let you come back home if you were able to find someone, a guy, to be your husband within three months. And after three months, you will be allowed to go back home."

Knowing that Sasuke was dying to get back home to see his worried mother, Itachi knew the answer to their father's order.

"Fine, I accept it." Sasuke said, "But only if he is able to keep his promise that I will come back home. I'm doing it for mother's sake." With that he turned on his heel and go out of his apartment, not caring if his brother is still in there and that he might not locked the door after he leave.

"It's not that hard to find someone to like me, much less love me. But I don't want to married yet and I don't want to marry my one of many fans." Sasuke grumbled, opening his car door and got into the driver's seat, started the ignition and speeded down the street.

"Damn my father. How come he gets to agree that Itachi is gay and I'm not?" Sasuke pondered, confused by his father's rejection on his sexual orientation.

**Flashback**

"Dear, let's hear him out first. You can't just kick him out like that." His mother, Mikoto plead her husband Fugaku as he was glaring at his youngest son.

"I don't need to hear anything from him! How could he do this to us? One gay son is enough in this family. I don't want our other son to be gay too." He growled.

Itachi flinched a little at his father's statement. True that his father didn't care if he's gay or not but… Sasuke is still young. He didn't understand anything much yet. Maybe that's why his father is angry. Kicking out his baby brother is too much for him to handle, especially his mother.

Sasuke was just sitting there like a stone, not moving an inch from his seat as he hears his father's rambling about heirs and the continuation of their family and the company. He just sat there, his face blank, void of emotion.

"I want you to get out of this house and don't come back until you realize your mistake on your decision! Now, pack your things up and get out!" Fugaku roared.

Mikoto was crying, clutching her husband's sleeve, pleading him to not kicking out their youngest son. But Fugaku was seething with rage, not caring of his wife pleading cries.

Sasuke get up from his seat, climb up the big stairs and going to his room. Itachi watch his baby brother with sad and pleading eyes but Sasuke just keep his eyes on the ground, not wanting to meet anyone's gaze.

Itachi went after Sasuke, going in to his room without knocking. He was just about to say something but stopped when he saw Sasuke was crying silently at the end of his bed. All anger dried out from his system.

"Sasuke" he whispered, afraid that if he talk normally, Sasuke will break. He took a seat near his baby brother, hugging him from the side. "Don't worry, Sasuke. I'm here. I'll help you find an apartment not far from our home so you can watch mother every morning, alright?" But there was no response from Sasuke.

He pushed himself away and stared at Sasuke's face. His face was blank but his eyes were red and puffy. "I-…"

"It's ok, aniki. Thank you." Sasuke turn and look at his brother and smiled a little, though it was forced. "Take care of mother while I'm away. I'll be fine and…" Sasuke take a deep breath, trying to calm himself. "…and take care of father too. It is best if we let him cools down before I'll be able meeting him again."

Sasuke rose from his bed and take his travel bag. All his clothes and important things are already in his bag packed. He took his car keys and look at his brother. "I'll be going. Say it to mother for me…and tell her that I love her and not too worried about me"

With that, Sasuke left his big mansion.

**End of Flashback**

Sasuke watched as people walking and passing his car like wind. He continued watching with bored gaze. He didn't realize that he had parked his car in front of a café, just across the Konoha mall. He sighed and switch of the engine, getting out of his car and wear his black sunglass. He locked his car and walk towards the café, inspecting it.

This is his first time going out to the city alone. Mostly there'll be at least someone, a butler or his brother, will accompany him. Sasuke put on his hood on, not caring of the people's stares at him with curiosity and awed.

He walked towards the café and opens the door; a sound of jingle of a bell can be heard, signaling the workers a new customer had entered the café.

"Welcome to Icha Icha Sweet Café," a loud voice said. Sasuke turned and look at the owner of the voice and met with a pair of bluest eyes he ever seen. "How may I help you, sir?"

Sasuke smirked, "It'll be best if I can take you as a 'take out'." Never been in his life did he ever see a guy blushing cutely and glaring at him at the same time. "So, can I?" he asked.

A sound of slap rang through the café.

"Bastard!"

A/n: Okay! That's the first chapter of Me Perverted Husband! It's not exactly a meeting between you knows who but…*shrug* guess it happen that way. *grins* I couldn't take it to lag this story knowing that you guys have been waiting for ages for me to update MPB (My Perverted Boss). So I try to make this story as fast as I can. Does it sound rushed? The story I mean. Please tell me what you think.

And I need a beta reader!

OK review and I will update faster :P

-LM