AN: IMPORTANT! THIS IS MY FIRST STORY!

If you don't completely forget about the current story line, you will be extremely confused!

First off, none of the Akatsuki members are dead (except for Pein/Nagato)! The members have been captured and thrown in jail for the sake of this story!

PS: Madara looks like he does when he was still young vs. the really old man I know he is xD

(Any characters I don't mention were killed in the Invasion of Pein unless I say otherwise)

:D have fun keeping up with my story!

Pairings:

OC x Hidan

OC x Madara

Tsunade x Jiraiya

Konan x Hidan

Itachi x Sakura

Sakura x Sasuke

Itachi x Sakura x Sasuke

(Hinted) Konan x Pein

(If you squint) Kakashi x OC

Note: They may change!

:D read and review people! (if anyone is out of character, let me know, I'll watch/reread Naruto and fix it :D)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto Shippuden or any characters except Emi!

"Emi! Emi! Where are you?" Madara Uchiha yelled as he ran down the halls of the current Akatsuki base. Emi Sora, Zetsu, and he were the only members left of the Akatsuki. They had lost their numbers which didn't make fighting a war against several countries easy.

"Here I am!" Emi Sora exclaimed as she jumped out of a brick wall. Madara, fell backwards, obviously not prepared for Emi to jump out of the wall.

"You need to stop doing that," Madara said as he picked himself off the ground and dusted his robe off. "It's annoying."

"Sorry, Madara. I won't do it again. Promise." Emi made an x over her heart and gave Madara a kiss on the cheek.

"It's fine, but the next time I call you, I need you to come to me, not the other way around."

"Okay."

There was an awkward silence for a few moments before Emi spoke up again. "What's the status on the war so far?"

"All the nations joined forces, they have their best trackers after us, and they won't kill us if we surrender."

"That's not happening. I won't surrender."

"Neither will I, Emi, not when we are this close..." Madara whispered to Emi as they walked down a hallway and into the main cavern. "...Sadly, I will be the only one to die."

Emi stopped walking. Madara turned around to face her. "Konahagakure will keep you alive. They are determined to get both you and Uchiha Sasuke back to their side. I would rather die than see you have to go back to that Kami awful village."

Emi stopped and looked at Madara with a sad expression. Madara walked over to her and pulled her into a tight embrace. "It's okay. I won't let them get you." Madara mumbled in her ear. "If needed, I will have Zetsu follow you for protection." Emi nodded her head no. "I kinda don't want to end up as plant food. Black Zetsu doesn't like me."

Madara laughed. "Relax, we might actually have a chance at winning this war. I currently have Zetsu listening to the military chatter. So far, all we know is that there will be four squads of at least four from each village, and hundreds of ANBU Black-Ops." Madara stroked her hair, Emi's face buried in his chest.

"How is that reassuring?"

"Emi, you executed a stadium full of soon-to-be Chūnin, their families, twelve exams proctors, and a squad of fifty ANBU Black-Ops. And, you did that all in less than five minutes. You'll be fine. This is no different from the Chūnin Slaughter and the Uchiha Massacre. Only difference is that these guys will be a little stronger and they will be aiming to kill." Emi looked up from his shirt.

"Your right. We do have a chance at winning this, even without the numbers the villages have."

Madara nodded his head. "Emi. Grab your sword, your cloak, and anything else you need. We have some old friends to bust out of jail."

"Kakashi! This is not a debate! We are fighting a war in case you haven't noticed!" Lady Tsunade shouted and stood up from her chair.

"I understand the position that you're in, but we need her alive." Kakashi said as he handed a picture of a girl with long white hair, pale skin, and red eyes. "She is more important to us alive than dead."

Lady Tsunade rolled her eyes. "What makes her so special?...you slept with her?"

"No. She is the last surviving member of the Sora Cl-" Lady Tsunade interrupted Kakashi by standing back up in her chair with such force the chair was knocked out of the window. "Gimme that!" She exclaimed as she snatched the picture off her desk. "Well, she sure does look like a Sora. They always did creep me out..."

"All I ask is that you inform all of the teams to be on the lookout for her." Kakashi placed ten old books on the desk. "Also these will help the teams."

"What are they?" Lady Tsunade grabbed one off her desk and started to skim through it.

"It's the information Kabuto gave us about the Akatsuki. It tells you ever thing that you need to know about the Akatsuki members. The only one that isn't filled in is the page that is marked Tobi. It's possible that he and Emi are currently partners. Also, tell the teams that if they come across Tobi alone, they should not fight him, he is the current leader of the Akatsuki, and he is very dangerous. Chances are, Tobi and Emi will pair up, and if a squad runs into both of them at the same time the squad should not engage. If they find the squad a threat, they will attack without hesitation. At this point, the squad has two options. Surrender and die, or run away. If the squad runs, Emi and Tobi will catch up to them, they can move faster than anyone in this village can, and when they catch up, the squad will be killed. It will be rare to see one and not the other, so squads will have to look out."

"You really thought this threw didn't you Kakashi?" Lady Tsunade sighed and walked over to the window. "Go. Get the info to the teams."

"Thank you." Kakashi said before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Madara leaped through the tree tops as fast as he could. He knew that Emi could keep up with him, so he didn't bother to slow down or take a rest.

Emi hopped down a few levels. She continued her running on the forest floor, she looked up at Madara, who was in the tree just above her. She was smart, she knew that this war was going to end badly for at least one of them, if not all of them.

Emi shook those thoughts out of her head and concentrated on her foot work. She jumped back up beside Madara. "No one."

"Odd." Madara mumbled as he jumped down a few levels to the tree branches a couple feet away from the floor. Emi stayed on the top branches. A few minutes later, Madara appeared at her side again. There was a clearing in the woods a couple meters from where they currently were. Emi looked a Madara. He shook his head and jumped down to the forest floor, Emi right behind him. They ran for a bit before entering the clearing. Madara took out a kunai and carved an arrow pointing away from the clearing. "We go this way." Madara said as he pointed in the opposite direction that the arrow on the tree was pointing. They jumped back into the trees and headed for Sunagakure. It would take at least six days to get from Iwagakure to Sunagakure, but when they got there, it would be worth it.

'When the hell are they coming? I hate waiting.' Sasori thought as he looked from his cell walls to the floor. He was so sick of waiting. He wanted to get out of his cell, he wanted to see his puppets again, and he wanted a new body, his current one was missing an arm and was cracked. 'Damn that Sakura for destroying my b-'

An explosion went off and a short figure appeared from the dust. "Sasori, you miss me, hmm."

"D-Deidara?" Sasori choked out, trying not to sneeze from the sand. Deidara grabbed hold of Sasori's only arm and ran with him to his clay bird. Once they were safely off the ground and above the village, Deidara pulled the scope down over his eye.

"Your hair got longer since the last time I saw you." Sasori said, tugging on Deidara's pony-tail. Deidara slapped Sasori's hand away from his hair.

"They they are, hmm." Deidara mumbled to himself as he lowered the bird onto the sand. Sasori didn't even know who 'they' were until they hopped on the bird. "Emi? To-"

"Madara Uchiha. Tobi isn't my real name." Madara said, helping Emi untie a box from her back.

Deidara tensed up after hearing 'Uchiha' from Madara. "Speaking of Uchiha, we don't have to go get that Itachi bastard do we, hmm?"

Emi turned to Deidara. "Eventually, but not right now. We need to go get Hidan and Kakuzu first."

"It should be somewhat harder to get Hidan than Kakuzu. Kakuzu is in a lower threat cell with fewer guards. Hidan, on the other hand, had to make this hard for us by killing and raping sixteen of his guards. He is in the highest security cell."

Madara continued where Emi left off. "We are going to need a distraction. Deidara you will focus on the distraction. Blow up a floor of the prison or something. Sasori, while Deidara is distracting the guards, you grab Kakuzu. I can get Hidan out."

"No, I'll get Hidan." Emi said as she crawled over to Sasori with a box that was, up until this point, on her back.

"Open it."

Sasori opened the box. Inside was a human puppet that looked just like his old body. The hair color was the perfect maroon, and the eyes were deep chocolate brown.

"Well, how did I do?" Emi asked.

"Great." Sasori replied, popping his heart canister out of his old body, and into his new one. After he was done, he threw his old body off the bird and into the desert sand.

Madara gave Sasori and Deidara their cloaks and rings back. "Well, off to save Hidan and Kakuzu."

"To Takigakure!" Emi exclaimed, taking some of the clay off the bird.

"Put. It. Back. Hmm." Deidara said, trying to control his temper. He didn't make the bird for it to be taken apart out of boredom.

"Awww..." Emi whined as she put the clay back on the bird.

"Damn..." Gaara whispered as he watched the giant clay bird fly out of the city. Tamari walked over to stand next to him. "What's wrong, Gaara?" She asked, looking to the sky, trying to see what he saw.

"Inform the Leaf Village...Sasori has escaped..."

He picked the female guard off the ground of his cell, immediately throwing her life-less body across his cell and into a wall. He smoothed out his silver hair and sat down in the middle of the symbol that was drawn in blood on the floor. As his skin turned from black to its usual color, the other inmates began clapping and cheering, some even smiling because they hated the woman just as much as the Jashinist did.

The inmates continued to clap, cheer, whistle, and shout while Hidan began his prayers. Hidan rolled his eyes, walked over to the bars of his cell, and stuck out his middle figure. "Shut the Fuck Up! How am I supposed to pray when I can't fuckin' hear myself!"

Kakuzu sighed. Unfortunely, even being a whole floor under Hidan didn't help block out his constant swearing. He felt somewhat sorry for the guy in the cell under Hidan's.

A guard walked by, and Kakuzu walked over to the bars of his cell. "Pst!"

The guard turned around.

"Could you do me a favor?" Kakuzu asked, quietly extending his tentacles so the guard wouldn't see.

"What is it?"

Kakuzu slipped his tentacles into the guard's pocket. "Never mind." Kakuzu said, extracting the money from the guard's pocket as he walked away.

"Fifty ryo..." Kakuzu mumbled, pocketing the money.

"Hidan. You have a visitor." One of the male guards said as he walked over to the cell. The guard's face turned pale at the sight of the blood bath that was Hidan's cell. When Hidan walked towards the bars, the guard backed away a bit.

The visitor, a short female with white hair and red eyes, approached the cell bars. Hidan walked over to meet her.

"Hidan?" Emi asked as she reached her hand through the bars, palm up, a key sitting on her pale skin. Hidan took the key and pocketed it. Emi grabbed the collar of his shirt and slammed him up against the bar, facing her.

"In precisely a hour, this floor is going boom. Get out of here before it happens. Madara is getting Kakuzu. Just get yourself out of here." Emi whispered in his ear before she nipped at his neck's pulse point causing him to give out a deep grown. "Just to let you know, the cell door is unlocked." Emi whispered, looking at the lock on the cell door.

"Then what's the key for, babe?" Hidan asked as he held up the key for Emi to see.

"The key is in case one of the guards closes the cell door." Emi whispered before Hidan pulled her into a rough, lust filled, kiss. Emi let go of his shirt and took a few steps back away from the cell, breaking the kiss. "Good luck..."

"Kakuzu, visitor." The guard mumbled, opening Kakuzu's cell door. The visitor, a male wearing a hood that concealed his face, stepped into the cell. The guard moved to close the door. The visitor looked the guard in the eyes, and he dropped dead. Madara pulled off his hood, and Kakuzu let out a sigh of relief. "Damn it, Uchiha. I thought you were a crazy assassin or a tax collector." Kakuzu mumbled.

Madara let out a small laugh and led Kakuzu out of the cell.

Hidan sat down on the bloody floor of his cell and looked at the key in his hands, his purple eyes reflected on the shiny surface. He counted to ten and walked out of the cell.

Just as he stepped out of the building, a bomb blast sounded, and the prison was destroyed.

Deidara's clay bird landed in front of him, and he jumped on.

Upon seeing Emi, he crawled across the, now airborne, bird to sit next to her. Hidan pushed her down onto the bird, straddled her waist, and trapped her hands above her head in one, not so graceful, movement.

Hidan looked at Madara. He was sleeping, that meant green light for Hidan.

"You're such a fuckin' tease." Hidan said, shifting his weight so his hips were lined up with Emi's.

"Free porn..." Sasori whispered to Deidara. Deidara whispered to Kakuzu. "This isn't free porn. Five ryo or I wake Madara up, hmm." Kakuzu sighed and handed Deidara five ryo.

"How long do you think it'll take Madara to wake up?" Sasori whispered to Deidara, who shrugged.

"I'll bet you five ryo that Madara wakes up in the next thirty seconds, hmm." Deidara whispered to Kakuzu. "You're on."

"Enough..." Madara mumbled. Kakuzu sighed and handed a smirking Deidara five ryo.

"...how is anyone supposed to sleep when you two are going at each other..." Madara said before he went back to sleep, not registering in his head what Emi and Hidan were doing. Madara's eyes shot open. "No, nononono, not happening." He said, pulling Hidan off Emi.

For the rest of the ride back to Amegakure, Madara sat next to Emi, and Hidan glared at Madara from across the bird.

They flew through the night, everyone falling asleep except, of course, Deidara who was driving. Deidara looked back towards where everyone sleeping. Hidan was sprawled across the bird, his limbs everywhere, Kakuzu was laying like he was in a coffin, money in his hands, Sasori was just laying there, but what shocked Deidara was Emi and Madara. Emi was snuggled up to Madara's chest and Madara's arms were wrapped around Emi. Madara's Akatsuki cloak served as a blanket, and Emi's served as a pillow.

Deidara sighed. He really had to get himself a girlfriend...