Hey! I decided to write this fic, because it's been playing on my mind, so I'm gonna write it!
"What?!" Nico exclaimed, staring at the two girls in front of him. "How? If you've been speaking to Jason, Percy or-"
"No, no, no!" Lou Ellen shrieked as Piper sniggered next to her. "We haven't been speaking to Jason or Percy or anyone else!" Nico raised an eyebrow and shoved his hands in his pockets.
"Oh, really?" He said sarcastically. "Amuse me. How do you know?" He glanced at Piper. "I hope it's not an Aphrodite thing." Piper snorted and shoved her fist into her mouth to smother her giggles. Lou Ellen bit her lip.
"You know Nico, you don't really need a genius to figure it out." Nico raised an eyebrow as if to say, oh really, which sent Piper rolling on the ground. "Yep." Said Lou Ellen conversationally. "For one thing, you stare at boys too intently. The way most boys do to girls." Nico stared.
"What?!" He exclaimed again. Lou Ellen giggled and Piper stood up, laughing in a more controlled way. "Why the heck do you watch me?" Lou Ellen rolled her eyes.
"Gods Nico, anyone with eyes can see. You also, kinda, sometimes... outline facial features."
"What are you talking about?! I do not!"
"You wear eyeliner!"
"Hmph." This sent Piper into more peals of laughter and Lou Ellen's lip curled.
"Yeah... But... That's not the biggest giveaway." Nico pouted and slumped against a tree.
"Just tell me for the gods sake." Lou Ellen stared at him for a second, nudged Piper, and they both squealed hysterically with tears running down their faces. Nico shifted, irritated. He was about to leave when Piper choked out.
"You wear you jeans too tight!"
The bomb dropped. The girls stopped laughing. The air around them dropped ten degrees. Nico gritted his teeth, a blush creeping up his face.
"Lovely." He managed to say before stomping of.
"Y'know, Jason, we should soooo bring Will and Nico together," Piper said. Percy choked on his drink.
"I'm not his type but he'll fall for that slob?!" He exclaimed. Piper rolled her eyes. "What has Will got that I haven't?" Piper tapped her chin mockingly.
"Let's see... Blonde hair, Gorgeous blue eyes and a surfers tan?" She said. Jason laughed.
"You know, Piper kinda has a point." He said, his eyes far away, as though he was deep in thought. "We should totally help them out!" Piper smiled as though a thought had just occurred to her.
"Maybe I should take lead of this?" She said. "After all, I am daughter of Aphrodite and this is my area of specialty." Jason and Percy shrugged.
"Yeah, sure." Said Percy. Piper smiled again. A smile that kinda freaked Jason out. He just didn't want Piper to get carried away and Nico to get hurt...
Piper knelt in the Poseidon Cabin, by the fountain and tossed a Drachma into the water mist.
"Oh Iris, Goddess of the Rainbow. Show me the Goddess Aphrodite, Olympus," An image shimmered into view and Piper grinned.
"Hey mom." She whispered. "I need to ask you a favour..."
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