I made this story for a 2015 Pewdiepie fanfiction contest, and I recently found it on my computer, so I thought I'd put it up for the world to see.
Pewds was sat in a hotel room. On a chair.
Cry knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" said Pewds.
"It is Cry." said Cry.
"Come in!" said Pewds.
"Okay." Said Cry. Cry entered the room.
Cry began to take off his clothes but he had a button fly so it took a while.
"Hello." said Cry.
Cry's chest was very nice.
"Your chest is very nice, Cry." said pewds.
"Thank you." said Cry.
"Would you like to have sex." said pewds.
"My chest is very nice." said Cry
Pewds pulled down his trousers but his belt was on so he had to pull them back up and try again.
His genitals were fairly average in size.
Then someone knocked on the door and said:
"could you keep it down the walls are very thin." Pewds thought this was odd as this was a penthouse suit.
"Did you hear that." said Cry.
"No." said pewds.
Pewds walked on to the balcony. And then re-entered the bedroom.
Cry looked down at Pewd's genital organ, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In Pewds and most other humans it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.
Pewds got embarrassed.
"Have you ever read Fifty Shades of Grey?" said Cry.
"No." said Pewds.
"Never mind." said Cry.
Pewds thought that Cry was about to touch his chest. Cry touched Pewd's chest. Pewd's suspicions were confirmed.
"I am very aroused." said Cry.
Pewds nodded.
Pewds took off his shoes.
Pewds paused.
"I think I left the stove on... I didn't" he thought out loud.
"Me neither" said Cry.
Pewds decided to set the mood by playing his favourite love making song; All About That Bass by Megan Traynor.
"I wish this suit had a balcony so this could be properly romantic." said Pewds.
As long as you're here it's romantic enough." said Cry.
"Thank you" said Pewds.
"You're welcome" said Cry.
Pewds got two Mountain Dews from the mini-bar but Cry didn't want one so he put one back. Pewds drank some of the Mountain Dew.
"This is the good shit." said pewds.
"I would like to kiss you now" said Cry.
"That's nice." said Pewds.
They heard muffled voices from the room next door.
Pewds was, again, confused.
Pewds looked out the window, at the outside.
"The outside is very big compared to this room" thought pewds. "Its like a big room."
Pewds locked a door.
Cry put down the pug and looked at pewds.
They walked off the balcony and into the hallway outside there room.
"You used the wrong "Their"." said Pewds.
My bad.
Pewds looked at Cry.
"I didn't know you owned a fedora." said Pewds.
"I don't." said Cry.
"We should do this again." said Pewds.
"We're at our word limit." said