Excel Saga Fan Fiction
Loose Ends
By Kraven Ergeist (Formerly known as Draco Delphinus)
Prologue
Nabeshin and his newly wed wife, Misaki were enjoying a pleasurable vacation, first on a cruise liner, then on an Appalachian Ski Slope, and finally, a trip to Disneyland, Tokyo. One evening, in a fine hotel, they were about to retire to the bedchamber, when the doors burst open. It was Koshi Rikudo!
"Rikudo!" Nabeshin yelled. "Don't you ever give up!"
Rikudo pointed his finger. "I have yet to deem this episode worthy. So if you wish to continue, you'll have to face me!"
Nabeshin whipped off his formal garbs and into his trademark checker jacket and rushed the author. "I'll take you down, Rikudo!" Nabeshin yelled.
"Not before I take you down!" Rikudo yelled.
Nabeshin prepared an energy attack. "Na-Be-Ha-Me-Ha!"
Rikudo prepared another, much more lengthy attack.
"I, Rikudo Koshi hereby allow this episode of Excel Saga to be a sequel, well, not so much a sequel, but a comic insertion that attributes to all of the characters who never received proper homage and/or tribute." -- all said in Japanese.
The longer of the attacks (In accordance with the 5 law of anime that the power of any given attack is proportionally powerful with the length of its name) won the day, as Nebashin took the full force the lame attack. "What kind of attack is that?" Nabeshin cried, as he flew backward, with the stamp for Koshi Rikudo on his cheek.
Rikudo crossed his arms. "A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Victory!" and he held up two fingers.
"Baka," Misaki commented, knocking his lights out.
Ok, so the intro was just like the prologue to an episode. Seem simple enough to follow. I tried to include some randomness in the writing style, as well as the character's action, because you loose some of the rapidity from reading instead o watching. So, to make up for this, I wrote the fic to be entertaining to read as well.
Hope you like it! Read on and review.
I'm out.