I'm only saying this thingy once, so listen. The characters aren't mine (a bit obvious, if they were then the book would be about Gaara instead of Naruto) Pocky isn't mine, Fruits Basket isn't mine, maps, cons, doors, closets and Kankuro's awesome hat aren't mine either. Sad face :(


A Sasuke, a Gaara and a Sailor Mercury all walk into a bar. Lol, no, actually they walked into an anime con. This isn't some lame joke, you know.

The three friends glanced at the map on the wall which, typical of maps, got them even more lost and confused. Rythia, the girl dressed as Sasuke, stopped and looked around as if that would do anything. "Follow me!" she said. "There must be someone somewhere who can help us!"

Konjou, the Sailor Mercury and Shinzui, the Gaara followed her down the hall, knowing it would be useless to argue. Walking down the hall, they didn't find anyone. However, they did find a door. Rythia, being the brave and slightly crazy person she is, pushed it open wide. What they saw confused them greatly.


Author's Note: Um, really short and boring first chapter, don't kill me! The next ones will be much better, I just had to explain how they got where they are. Rythia (aka blackfrost08, read her stories, they're better than mine!) and Konjou are also in this story because they helped me write it. Thanks guys!