This is a fanfic that I'm writing for one of my bestest friends, Erickaza, for her birthday. I'm really late for this, though, so HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! I hope you like it, and no, you ain't gonna be the jellyfish from Finding Nemo. Gosh…that girl…
Disclaimer: I own naught Spongebob.
Second Disclaimer: I got a call saying that I didn't own Spongebob or Charlie the Unicorn, but I do own my narwhal and starfish (Erickaza 1 and Erickaza 2)…weird call…
It was a normal day under the sea. There were unicorns and sea dolphins frisking about. One Spongebob Squarepants was enjoying was taking advantage of this day by jelly fishing with his best friend, Patrick Star. "Hey, Spongebob, have you ever seen a unicorn under the sea?" Patrick asked his porous friend.
"Oh that's just Charlie and his blue and pink harassers, don't mind them," the sponge replied, laughing his carefree laugh.
"But they were talking about snowmen," Patrick questioned. "I want to build a snowman!"
"Alright, buddy; we'll go help them build theirs, okay?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Patrick clapped, following his friend as the raced to catch up with the unicorn trio.
They were all set to approach the air breathers, when suddenly, out of the blue; a strange creature came in front of them. The sea star and sponge screamed in fright, but the creature just laughed. "I heard you were looking for a unicorn," it said with a girlish voice.
The duo, still whimpering in fear, slowly nodded their heads. "Well, look no further for you have found Erickaza! The unicorn of the sea!"
"Unicorn of the sea?" Spongebob asked, more than slightly confused. "But you don't look like a unicorn…"
"Well, obviously, see I have the horn! God, I'm a narwhal! Besides, I'm looking for the land-unicorns too! I have to help this sea-goat thingy sing to Charlie."
"Well, we'll help you find the other unicorns!" Spongebob exclaimed. And they were off! Searching for Charlie and his two eternal punishments.
And hour later, after asking a whale if it had seen them, they finally found them.
"I don't care about each and every sea creature we pass," Charlie yelled.
"But, Charlie, they care about you," the pink unicorn said. The music started, and this creepy-yet-adorable sea goat came out, singing to Charlie about how he should turn his frown upside down.
"Cause Swordfishes-"
"Love you," a swordfish sang as it swam by.
"Jellyfishes-"
"Love you," a jellyfish buzzed.
"Oh, it's almost my turn!" the narwhal exclaimed. In a flash of light—faster than the speed of sound—the unicorn of the sea was transformed into a Starfish that was possibly on crack.
"Starfish-" the sea goat was interrupted before he could finish his word.
"I LOVE YOU!" the formerly narwhal shouted. By the end of the song, most of the sea creatures had exploded, and Spongebob and Patrick were scarred for life.
The End! Hahahaha, wasn't it amazing! Review you freeloaders! Ha-ha I'm Mr. Krabs!
Loves and hugs,
Yours psychotically,
Vee
Happy Birthday Erickaza!