A/N: Hi! I wrote this for my bestfriend Saniainen as a Valentine "gift"! Ebjoy Sani and everyone else too! NOTE: This is my FIRST Sherlock/John fic! So don't judge!
It was a basic day at Baker Street. Mrs. Hudson was cleaning the house, she had decided to wash the floor today. John enterd their hose.
'Hello Mrs. Hudson' he greeted her.
'You're early John. And watch out for the slippery... Floor...' Mrs. Hudson didn't have time to warn when John already lied flat on the floor, face first.
'Are you alright Watson?' Mrs. Hudson asked and couldn't be without chuckling a bit.
'Yes I'm my lady' John said and stood up.
'But John I'm not a lady anymore' Mrs. Hudson said and chuckled.
'What did you call me?' John asked and looked at Mrs. Hudson.
'John. It's your name, John Watson' Mrs. Hudson said and begun to suspect that John had hit his head harder than she thought.
'Do you want some tea?' Mrs. Hudson asked.
'Yes thank you' John said and sat down on the armchair.
'And could you do some food to me?' John asked.
'But didn't you eat?' Mrs. Hudson asked.
'Yes, but it was brunch, now it's time for lunch and afternoon tea' John said.
Some hours later Sherlock entered their house.
'I'm so glad that you're home Sherlock' Mrs. Hudson said when Sherlock entered the living room.
'Is something wrong Mrs. Hudson?' Sherlock asked and looked at the woman.
'John hit his head and doesn't even know his own name' Mrs. Hudson said.
'I see' Sherlock said and walked to John who sat still on the armchair and smoked a pipe.
'John you don't smoke' Sherlock noted.
'Yes I do. And stop calling me John, it's not my name' John said.
'What is your name then?' Sherlock asked.
'Bilbo Baggins, of course' John said and Sherlock stared at John.
'Mrs. Hudson I'll go to the library with John' Sherlock said and dragged John after him to the library.
'Hello' Sherlock greeted the one who worked in the library.
'Hello, how can I help you Holmes?' the library worker asked.
'Do you know any book where they're talking about a person or character named Bilbo Baggins?' Sherlock asked.
'Yes, he's a character from J.R.R Tolkiens' books' the library worker told.
'Thank you' Sherlock said and begun to search Tolkiens' books.
'So you're a hobbit' Sherlock said and was reading the prologue in Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring.
'Yes I'm. A hobbit from Bag End' John said.
'Do you know where you're?' Sherlock asked and looked at John.
'Actually no. This library is much bigger than in the Last Homely House' John said.
'You're in England' Sherlock said.
'I've never heard of that realm' John and Sherlock sighed and murmured to himself;
'Well there's no use of this' and put the book back and dragged John home.
'Do you know who I'm?' Sherlock asked when they entered their home.
'No, I don't' John said. Sherlock dragged John to his bed and told him to sit down.
'Dose the name, Sherlock Holmes sound familiar to you?' Sherlock asked, he wanted the John he knew back as quickly he could.
'No' John said and shook his head.
'Than dose the name Doctor John Watson sound familiar to you?' Sherlock asked.
'No' John said and Sherlock took a deep breath and kissed John deeply.
'Any memory at all?' Sherlock asked.
'No' John said and grinned and brought Sherlocks' face down for a second kiss.
'John, you have been acting the whole time haven't you?' Sherlock asked when they broke the kiss.
'Yes I have' john admitted and lead Sherlock to the dinner table. There was candles' on the table and a warm food and chocolate.
'Happy valentines' day Sherlock' John said and kissed Sherlock.