Me: oh Dan (sing song voice) can you be disclaimer for me.

Dan: but do I have to wear the tuxedo

Me; duh, I'm not letting you were your ninja outfit

Dan: but I look like (shudder) Ian

Me: Fine then I guess everybody on face book will now see what you do when you have free time including that kabra girl.

Dan: maddycahill39 doesn't own the ninja lord, the dweeb, ham, Jonah, heart crusher (Ian) and the rest of the family.

Me: and that's what we Americans call blackmail

Amy's pov

I looked into my best friend Rachel's aquamarine eyes as I told her the truth. Who I am, I am a Cahill. Her face turned from shocked, to disbelief then back again. I drew in my breath and let it go. Amy Cahill are you even listing said Rachel. Yes you're talking about um Jonah wizard I said. Jonah wizard were did that come from I thought as I realized I that dazed off again.

I said I invited you to my pool party and I want you to help me host it said Rachel. Rachel I heard your having a pool party said lexi tossing her hair as she walked over to us. Queen bee with gorgeous hazel hair, you can't forget her rosy cheeks and ultra rare violet eyes with tint ok a twinkle in her eye but yet vicious.

If you think I'm jealous I'm not I mean how juvenile can that be? Cool said lexi giving it her stamp off approval. Tata said lexi in her snarky British accent that sound like a dying cat. OMG Lexi La Della just talked to me let alone asked me about my party squealed Rachel. Ok I would have just packed my bags and booked the next plane to Paris just to hear my conceited cousin (Jonah) talk I mean seriously the girls a smooth talk in slow walk-in little demon.

I mean sometimes I think I have a locker next to Satan kid sister. RING RING, saved by the bell. I looked at my schedule. My eyes popped I thought I would faint. Rachel looked my schedule up and down. Ok I have homeroom and like first 2 periods, with Mr. Lou zarr no really that's his name. That man burps, farts and scratches, we seen him scratch so many place it could put shame to graces good name.

Ewww bad way to start a day said Rachel. I know right I sighed. I walked into room 2B. Your late Mr. Cahill said , (when I wrote his name like that it wasn't a typo). I scanned the room for my seat. Oh no oh no no in what right mind am I going to sit with Lexi La Della. Mr. Lou zarr I can't sit with lexi I said. all the girls looked shocked, the boys stared at me like i just said that i want to marry a pig. stop being immature and sit down said mr loser. two words loser breath mint before going up in my grill like that. hi love said a voice. i turned around. lord do you hate me this much

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Arthur note

ok please dont be harsh my first crossover. yeah i know i need a beta. and i wont add more intill i have at leat 10 reviews. most off these ideas are from

monster high

Sammy keye

and my beautiful and talented mo (me)