Chapter 1: Who?
--it's been a year since the Uchiha clan massacre.--
--young Saskue Uchiha has yet been discovered by his fellow fan girls, and is complaining to his therapist.--
Saskue: ... And everywhere I look, people are staring at me...
Therapist: Well Sasuke... that'd be normal since you're the last...
Saskue: AUGH!!! But it's not fair I lose my whole family 'cept my aniki. And it's my aniki who killed them all!!
-Sasuke starts to sob-
Therapist: Saskue, Saskue. Please stop crying.
Saskue: Why does everything bad happen to me?!?
Therapist: not everything bad happened to you.
Saskue: Yes it has! I'll grow up to be bitter because I had the worst childhood.
-Sasuke begins to sob again-
Therapist: No. That's not true.
Sasuke: Wha?
Therapist: I can name one kid who has had a worst childhood then you.
Sasuke: Really? Who?
Therapist: -sigh- Well now I'm not sure I should tell you.
Sasuke: TELL ME!!
Therapist: sigh Why do you want to know?
Sasuke: Because if someone actually had a worst childhood then me, I want to know.
Therapist: Sasuke...
Sasuke: Please... Please... Please just tell me.
Therapist: Fine his name is... Oh look times up for this session. See you next week.
Sasuke: NO! TELL ME!!
Therapist: Uzumaki, Naruto.
-therapist leaves-
-Sasuke just stands there looking stunned-