You're PC's Second Rate
By Spoon Luv
Note: These characters aren't mine, neither is the song. But enjoy it as if they were. ^_^
"…I admit you always WERE good for a laugh!"
"Oh yeah???" Genie quickly uploaded a virus onto Jafar's computer. Jafar's monitor bleeped and squawked and flashed. "Ha ha ha ha! Who's laughing now??"
Suddenly, Genie's computer exploded.
"Why I believe it's ME!" Said Jafar.
I must admit, your techno quips are amusing.
I bet you've got WHITE.RBBT under your hat!
Now here's your chance to get the best of me, hope your mouse is HOT!
Come on clown, let's see what you've got!
You can try to nuke me with your baddest 'bot, but your router's circuits aren't up to snuff,
I'll set the record straight, your PC's out of date, it's only second rate!
You think your mouse is a meanie, but your RAM is teenie,
Got a lot to learn about the online game!
So for your education, I reiterate… your PC's second rate!
Men cower…at the power…in my Tab key!
My shifts are number one on every list!
But if you're not convinced that I'm unhackable, put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me with a big surprise, hack into my system, wipe out my hard drive…
I know my system's safe, it's just a piece of cake, your PC's second rate!
You know your techno knowledge isn't up to snuff, and your zeros and ones don't measure up…
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state, your PC's second rate!
Zero zero one one!
Now we're havin' some fun!
EXE at last, this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me that tremendous scare, sitting at your computer in your underwear…
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate, I'll send your PC back and pack it in a shipping crate, I'll sent it to the junkyard to meet it's fate, YOUR PC'S SECOND RAAAAAAAAATE!
Genie was crying over this knowledge, when a voice called to Jafar.
"Jafar! This software won't cooperate!"
"Coming, Abis Mal!" Said Jafar.
THE END!!!
This songfic written by Spoonie Luv from Up Above
Please R/R!!!
By Spoon Luv
Note: These characters aren't mine, neither is the song. But enjoy it as if they were. ^_^
"…I admit you always WERE good for a laugh!"
"Oh yeah???" Genie quickly uploaded a virus onto Jafar's computer. Jafar's monitor bleeped and squawked and flashed. "Ha ha ha ha! Who's laughing now??"
Suddenly, Genie's computer exploded.
"Why I believe it's ME!" Said Jafar.
I must admit, your techno quips are amusing.
I bet you've got WHITE.RBBT under your hat!
Now here's your chance to get the best of me, hope your mouse is HOT!
Come on clown, let's see what you've got!
You can try to nuke me with your baddest 'bot, but your router's circuits aren't up to snuff,
I'll set the record straight, your PC's out of date, it's only second rate!
You think your mouse is a meanie, but your RAM is teenie,
Got a lot to learn about the online game!
So for your education, I reiterate… your PC's second rate!
Men cower…at the power…in my Tab key!
My shifts are number one on every list!
But if you're not convinced that I'm unhackable, put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me with a big surprise, hack into my system, wipe out my hard drive…
I know my system's safe, it's just a piece of cake, your PC's second rate!
You know your techno knowledge isn't up to snuff, and your zeros and ones don't measure up…
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state, your PC's second rate!
Zero zero one one!
Now we're havin' some fun!
EXE at last, this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me that tremendous scare, sitting at your computer in your underwear…
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate, I'll send your PC back and pack it in a shipping crate, I'll sent it to the junkyard to meet it's fate, YOUR PC'S SECOND RAAAAAAAAATE!
Genie was crying over this knowledge, when a voice called to Jafar.
"Jafar! This software won't cooperate!"
"Coming, Abis Mal!" Said Jafar.
THE END!!!
This songfic written by Spoonie Luv from Up Above
Please R/R!!!