AN: OK, recently I beat Earthbound and this fic just popped into my mind. Since Ness got homesick in Earthbound... why not in Smash Bros? This is a quest for... well, to go furthur and I'd ruin the story. Oh yeah... and I'm gonna try this in script format, so if it sucks tell me so I can change it so it's better.
SSBM: The Quest For A Phone
Chapter 1: Home Worries
Scene: Ness is sitting, or rather, laying down on the dock in Termina day, he's facing the water and has a worried look on his face.
Link: Ness, dude! what's wrong?
Ness: *sighs* I don't know... I just can't stop thinking about my mom and my family.
Link: So... do you want to go see them or do you want to call'em?
Ness: I guess... would you happen to have a phone on you Link?
Link: *pats himself looking for phone* Hm... nope, sorry little man, but I don't. Maybe someone else does, anyway, I gotta go. I got a date with Samus that I don't want to miss! Good luck on the phone search! *Link waves as he exits the arena*
Ness turns over to face the sky and sighs again
Mario: Ness, what's wrong?
Ness: I'm feeling homesick... you wouldn't happen to have a phone on you... would you?
Mario: No... Peach took it and threw it off of the Montoli building in the fourside stage and I havn't seen it since. Why don't we go use the phone in the hall?
Ness: *perking up* that's a good idea! I can't believe I didn't think of it. I guess I'm that homesick.
~ The Hall ~
We see a small rat running away from where the phone line was as Ness and Mario enter the hall. Ness picks up the reciever.
Ness: *in a depressed tone* The line is dead...
Mario: Well, so one phone is dead, let's go try another one!
Ness and Mario walk over to the dorms to try the phones there, only to find that all the phones are also dead.
Ness: Damn... I don't believe it.
Mario: Ness... I didn't know you swore.
Ness: Yeah, well, I do it all the time, but Nintendo doesn't like me doing that so I have to tone it down for the games. Let's go find Falcon... my senses are telling me that he has a cell phone with him!
Mario: All right! Let's go!
They run off to find Falcon while we see a fat rat crawl out of the building where the phone line goes in.
~Waiting Room Of Mute City Arena~
Falcon: Show Me Ya Moves!
Bowser: Yeah, yeah, Falcon, you don't have to fucking rub it in my face.
Ness and Mario get out of the way of a pissed off Bowser and run up to Falcon.
Ness: Captain Falcon... Can I... Can I borrow your cell phone?
Falcon: Only if you show me ya moves!
Ness: Fine... fine... whatever it'll take to beable to use it!
Ness and Falcon fight while Mario goes to eat some food, satisfied that Ness has found a person with a phone he can use that shouldn't be dead.
Falcon: Wow... that's good. Nice job on the PK Thunder, kid!
Ness: Thanks Falcon... so, can I use your phone now?
Falcon: Sure, go ahead!
Ness: Thanks!
Ness dials the number and hears the phone start to ring, but before anyone can pick up it stops.
Ness: What the hell? What happend to it?
Falcon: Lemme see! *takes the phone* shit, looks like I forgot to turn it off before all the fights today. Sorry Ness.
Ness: *sighs again* It's ok... I guess I'll have to find another phone to use.
Falcon: I think Roy might have a cell phone... at least... I saw him with one last night.
Ness: *while leaving towards Marth and Roy's room* Thanks for your help Falcon! I'll talk to you later!
Falcon: No problem! *mutters* Damn kid... keeping me from getting back on the... *mumbling is no longer understandable*
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AN: Ok... here's another product of my semi-twisted mind (there're more twisted minds out there then mine. What'd you think? Good? Bad? Continue? Or Not? In any case, please do me a favor and REVIEW!
SSBM: The Quest For A Phone
Chapter 1: Home Worries
Scene: Ness is sitting, or rather, laying down on the dock in Termina day, he's facing the water and has a worried look on his face.
Link: Ness, dude! what's wrong?
Ness: *sighs* I don't know... I just can't stop thinking about my mom and my family.
Link: So... do you want to go see them or do you want to call'em?
Ness: I guess... would you happen to have a phone on you Link?
Link: *pats himself looking for phone* Hm... nope, sorry little man, but I don't. Maybe someone else does, anyway, I gotta go. I got a date with Samus that I don't want to miss! Good luck on the phone search! *Link waves as he exits the arena*
Ness turns over to face the sky and sighs again
Mario: Ness, what's wrong?
Ness: I'm feeling homesick... you wouldn't happen to have a phone on you... would you?
Mario: No... Peach took it and threw it off of the Montoli building in the fourside stage and I havn't seen it since. Why don't we go use the phone in the hall?
Ness: *perking up* that's a good idea! I can't believe I didn't think of it. I guess I'm that homesick.
~ The Hall ~
We see a small rat running away from where the phone line was as Ness and Mario enter the hall. Ness picks up the reciever.
Ness: *in a depressed tone* The line is dead...
Mario: Well, so one phone is dead, let's go try another one!
Ness and Mario walk over to the dorms to try the phones there, only to find that all the phones are also dead.
Ness: Damn... I don't believe it.
Mario: Ness... I didn't know you swore.
Ness: Yeah, well, I do it all the time, but Nintendo doesn't like me doing that so I have to tone it down for the games. Let's go find Falcon... my senses are telling me that he has a cell phone with him!
Mario: All right! Let's go!
They run off to find Falcon while we see a fat rat crawl out of the building where the phone line goes in.
~Waiting Room Of Mute City Arena~
Falcon: Show Me Ya Moves!
Bowser: Yeah, yeah, Falcon, you don't have to fucking rub it in my face.
Ness and Mario get out of the way of a pissed off Bowser and run up to Falcon.
Ness: Captain Falcon... Can I... Can I borrow your cell phone?
Falcon: Only if you show me ya moves!
Ness: Fine... fine... whatever it'll take to beable to use it!
Ness and Falcon fight while Mario goes to eat some food, satisfied that Ness has found a person with a phone he can use that shouldn't be dead.
Falcon: Wow... that's good. Nice job on the PK Thunder, kid!
Ness: Thanks Falcon... so, can I use your phone now?
Falcon: Sure, go ahead!
Ness: Thanks!
Ness dials the number and hears the phone start to ring, but before anyone can pick up it stops.
Ness: What the hell? What happend to it?
Falcon: Lemme see! *takes the phone* shit, looks like I forgot to turn it off before all the fights today. Sorry Ness.
Ness: *sighs again* It's ok... I guess I'll have to find another phone to use.
Falcon: I think Roy might have a cell phone... at least... I saw him with one last night.
Ness: *while leaving towards Marth and Roy's room* Thanks for your help Falcon! I'll talk to you later!
Falcon: No problem! *mutters* Damn kid... keeping me from getting back on the... *mumbling is no longer understandable*
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AN: Ok... here's another product of my semi-twisted mind (there're more twisted minds out there then mine. What'd you think? Good? Bad? Continue? Or Not? In any case, please do me a favor and REVIEW!