Ok so this is a few conversations between me and my best friend... Haha I thought it was hilarious and I just had to put it on here... Cosplay over texts... At the moment she is Naruto and I am Gaara. Ok so me and my friend decided to put a whole bunch of different characters into our heads... Like Jack sparrow, Matt (from death note) Iruka Kakashi Tsunade, Sakura, Light L and a few more...
Naruto- Gaara-kun?
Gaara- Yeah why?
Naruto- yay light was right kakashi calmed down!
Gaara- who knew light would be able to calm down a deranged psychopath...
Naruto- yeah hm.. maybe because he's one him self.
Gaara- good point so did the new guy kill Matt yet?
Naruto- no the new kakashi found earlier let's just say the new guy is tied up and hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Gaara- Damn I liked that guy... So is kakashi still protecting Matt?
Naruto- Yep! Oh I think I know why/
Gaara- Why?
Naruto- Maybe Kakashi is a faggot ;P
Gaara- Wouldn't surprise me.
Naruto- well at least that's what idyls said
Naruto- damn it I meant iruka stupid spellcheck
Gaara- bahahahahahahahahahahaha Iphone autocorrect fails
Naruto- Kurenia gave me a phone and I think its evil.
Gaara- I think its fucking hilarious.
Naruto- but it sends messages on its own and it constantly making noises
Gaara- So?
Naruto- I'm Scared Gaara-kun!
Gaara- lol
Naruto- :(
Gaara- well
Naruto- ok then... kne?
Gaara- idk...
Naruto- Iruka just explained what a lemon was to me~! Ewe!
Gaara- wait as in a fan-fiction lemon?
Naruto- nod
Gaara- OOOOOO im so sorry dude.
Naruto- Its so gross detail after detail... EWE!
Gaara- Are yyu reading it?
Naruto- NO! Why the hell wud ireland them after that explanation!
Gaara- Ireland?
Naruto- I meant NO! Why the hell wud I read them after that explanation?
Gaara- I kno what you meant I was just checking...
Naruto- Gaara ur in a torturing mood arent' you?
Gaara- Why yes yes I am...
Naruto- is it because kakashi pissed u off again?
Gaara- no its just because im in a really good mood.
Naruto- oh ok. Awe~ I found a penny?
Gaara- heads up?
Naruto- Yep!
Gaara- good luck!
Naruto- they're is a chick in here but u can't find her. I kno cuz she's nagging matt but where is matt?
Gaara- omfg I don't wanna kno...
Naruto- What... is... wrong... with... you?
Gaara- everything...
Naruto- Oh I just found out shizune and genma broke up
Naruto- good for her
Gaara- great for her
Naruto- Why can't I find them!
Gaara- maybe your just not looking in the right places
Naruto- I just found iruka and matt ( I thought he was a chick lol)
Naruto- EWE!
Gaara- what?
Naruto- the bathroom~
Gaara- …
Naruto- I don't think he was consenting!
Gaara- bahahahahahahahahahahaha
Naruto- the position~! Ewe!
Gaara- gross...
Naruto- oh god poor matt!
Gaara- ha no sympathy for the sick bastard!
Naruto- pedophile or not no one deserves that...
Naruto- I guess... I am scarred for my life. Hey guess ur sister and him broke up!
Gaara- yeah she told me...
Naruto- Yay!
Gaara- Yupp
Naruto- U know Matt is still scared of u.
Gaara- good as well as he should be... He lucky I didn't kill him
Naruto- What did u do to him?
Gaara- I can't remember exactly. I threatened him possibly tried to choke him to death... Im not sure what else...
Naruto- Jesus!
Gaara- yu can ask him what else happened...
Naruto- umm... im good. I worry about u gaara.
Gaara- he shouldnt have tried to touch sakura let alone date her!
Naruto- u have a problem... a addiction to pink maybe. :P
Gaara- Screw off Naruto :P
Naruto- nope that's wht it doin to sakura lol
Gaara- wow...
Naruto- ur a creeper gaara. Face it the heart on ur forehead how did you even get a tattoo like that anyways? Did u sleep with a tattoo artist?
Gaara- hwo the hell am I supposed to know?
Naruto- I just discovered hard core yuri
Gaara- haha
Naruto- D:
Gaara- that should b good to yu
Naruto- I feel like a weirdo now. Kakashi do something that will make me feel smart again
Gaara- yu smart... naruto my friend yu wont ever be smart
Naruto- so! How is sakura!
Gaara- giggly like nothing ever happened...
Naruto- yupp that sakura haha... sometime I think she's by polar...
Gaara- nope i'm just a magician
Naruto- that's just wrong
Gaara- haha
Naruto- EWE~!
Gaara- lol its so true tho
Naruto- Gaara I didn't need to know that. I mean she's my teammate!
Gaara- so... I didn't want to know about my sister and Iruka but that didn't stop him now did it?
Naruto- ewe
Gaara- wait a sec are yu still with hinata?
Naruto- yeah y?
Gaara- jw...
Naruto- I was up till like six fetching her burgers... good news tho its gonna be a boy! her stupid cravings
Gaara- lucky yu...
Naruto- yu seem depressed all of a sudden..
Gaara- it happens everytime someone talks about having a kid...
Naruto- ohh here just to ruin yu... Iruka and temari porn!
Gaara- I slept with Hinata!
Naruto- haha
Gaara- oops that wasn't supposed to come out
Naruto-...
Gaara- is it just now beginning to sink in what I said cuz we all know yur a lil slow Naruto...
Naruto- fuck off!
Kakashi- Hi
Gaara- So I made him mad huh? I told him he was gunna pay
Kakashi- ?
Gaara- ohh just read the texts yu'll get y
Kakashi- a few minutes pass Thats just mean Gaara!
Gaara- I know. I feel terrible... wait which one?
Kakashi- both dude to far!
Gaara- I know and it started out with the conversation of frickin kids.
Kakashi- Oh gaara-kun do yu wanna kid?
Gaara- maybe...
Kakashi- make sure yu get married first! lol
Gaara- yeah what ever...
Ok it may not be as funny to you but its hilarious to me and her! Lol