Harry Potter the Hufflepuff: The Reality
"Muahhahahahah" Harry manically laughed "Now I have the trust of the Prime Minister and the British Isles are mine!''
''Harry! What are you doing with that beetle?''
''Nothing Aunt Petunia!''
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Well, well, well. What do we have here.
Nothing, Mister Hat. Would you be so kind as to put me into Gryffindor.
Oh, no. I know exactly where to put you.
No, no w-wait! No, don't put me in Slytherin! I'll-
Actually, I think you would d better in '' HUFFLEPUFF''
"Wait, what!''
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"Welcome to the Hufflepuff House. You are from now on being trained to be part of the Shadow Government. Only the best and the brightest will succeed. You will rise up the ranks, one day maybe the Grand Advisor will take you on as an apprentice. But it will all start here.''
Wait. What. The. Hell.
''Excuse me, are you saying that there is a Shadow Government? And this is the training ground?''
''Correct.''
''WhoooHoooooo!"
And it was happily ever after under Shadow Rule of Grand Advisor Potter. Voldemort was defeated easily by some properly trained Aurors.
Dumbledore was easily usurped as he was the worst Grand Advisor ever.
And this was the crackiest fic I have ever written.
Oh, yeah. I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, there wouldn't be an epilogue.