Disclaimer: OK, so neither Twilight or Maximum Ride are mine. They're James Patterson's and Stephenie Meyer's. Speaking of Steph Meyer, I tried e-mailing her yesterday. It failed. Sorry, Kay M. Do U know her e-mail? Give it to me please!

Chapter 1

OK, so a reeeeaaaaally pale dude named DRAC just said hi to us. Coinky dink?

Time to get back to the story.

I took the bills in the pocket of my jeans ad counted them to pay the check.

"Ow," I muttered whenever my finger was cut by a dead prez.

It all happened very, very quickly then.

Drac pounced on to me, knocking over the table with all of the flock's dirty plates. He found my bleeding finger, and started drinking the blood.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Juvie yelled and tried to drag the bloodsucker off of me.

My hand started burning, like fire was concealed in there. I realized that now that he bit me, I totally changed from my freakish self to something even more freakish.

A minute ago, I was a human-avian hybrid.

Now, I'm a hybrid vampire.