AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Me: I'm gonna make this brief, because I only have 33 minutes to upload it. o.O
Kvar: He doesn't own Namco.
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Kratos stared at the note in his hand.
'KRATOS! HELP! I HATE CHRISTMAS!
Yuan'
Kratos made a surprised face. :o
Kratos said, "I HAVE TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!"
So he got in the Kratos-Mobile. It was a car with Kratos' head on it. Ew.
As he drove, he thought of what could have happened.
He thought, 'Why would Yuan say that?! He LOVES Christmas!'
He drove down the road and ran into Yuan, knocking him off a cliff and killing him instantly.
Then Rodyle busted in.
"WHO WANTS A CHRISTMAS CAROL?!"
Orochi said, "NO! I'M JEWISH!" and Rodyle hit him.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh," Rodyle sang,
"I love Christmas
It's the bawm
That's quite true
HAWM HAWM HAWM
Seawater is what I asked
The really fat man for
I will probably shoot him
Unless he comes through the door
I will eat his reindeer
And cut a whole in his sack
I will live inside him
And put a stove in his back!
I will implode all day long
As long as Christmas comes!
It's my favorite holiday!
Something that rhymes with comes!
I'll continue singing
All Christmas eve long!
I will continue singing
This lovely Christmas song!
The author's best friend is Jewish,
But he will write this nonetheless!
He doesn't know if she'll read this,
But he still writes it! He's the best!
I sing of a merry Christmas,
To all the boys and girls!
I sing of a merry Christmas!
My hair is now in curls!
That's a bad mental image!
Yuck! Yuck yuck yuck yuck!
I don't know what else to say
To make it so this song doesn't suck!
Goodbye, now, my freaky friends.
See you later. Goodbye for now.
See you later. Au revoir!
Don't get hit by a cow!''
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Me: Sorry it wasn't the longest thing around, but I'm rushing. I'll write something better next year. Please review anyway!