I'm baaaack! I'm back at last! No more fun and games! Those days are in the past! I'm baaaaack! Where it began! It's time to kick some butt and stick it to the man! (If you got that reference, you are awesome. :) Actually, if you're reading this you're awesome. Getting that reference will make you more so. ;)) Didja miss me? Probably not...I'm such a procrastinator. Cause I'm procrastinating! All day I sit here waiting! For just the perfect moment to begin! I'm procrastinating! It's really fascinating! I know there's work to do, but I don't care! (another awesomer reference. :))
So, just to make this clear, THIS IDEA MOSTLY BELONGS TO MY AWESOMESAUCETASTICAL FF FRIEND ChickWithThePurpleGuitar ( www. fanfiction u/2776466/ChickWithThePurpleGuitar). She did a story called Oh, Nico ( www. fanfiction . s/8316661/1/Oh-Nico). My friend, who I shall call Candycat, came up with THIS idea whilst reading Oh, Nico, at rehearsal. Because we have a ton of downtime. :)
Disclaimer: I really don't own anything. Except partially the ideas :)
Co-written with: Candycat, my friend in theatre who does not have an account on here.
Oh, Felix
Felix was sitting in his room, at a small, toddler sized table with a girly tea set spread out and a group of penguins around him. Why? He was having a tea party. Because all ten year old magicians throw tea parties with penguins. Duh.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't normal. But, this is Felix we're talking about. He has a penguin obsession and wants to follow the god of ice, from a culture that started in the desert. I think we can all agree he is not normal.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, tea party.
So Felix was throwing tea party with his penguins. The places were set, the penguins were (mostly) sitting in their seats, and the tea was all served. "Okay, everybody, pinkies up!" Felix said, picking up his teacup, forgetting that penguins didn't have pinkies to hold up. He tried to take a sip of his tea, then froze. Was his...was his tongue stuck?"
"CAWTEW! CAWTEW!" (My lovely impression of someone screaming Carter when his tongue is stuck) Felix cried, trying to pull the frozen beverage from his tongue. A few moments later, Carter burst into the room, brandishing his Khopesh.
"Felix-What the heck?" Carter asked, a look of anger, then confusion flashing across his face.
"I wa' twyin' to ha' a tea pawty wi' my pengui-"
Carter cut him off by stealing one of the penguins tea cups, said bird squawking irritatedly. "A tea party with frozen tea?"
"Duh! Penguin nee' cold-"
"Felix, dude. You can't drink frozen tea. You're tongue will get stuck-like yours is right now." Carter explained, stifling a laugh.
"B-b-b-but I like-"
"At least crush it up first!" Carter started walking out of the room, ignoring Felix's demands to "help him unstick his tongue." As soon as he was out of earshot, Carter began cracking up. "Oh, Felix..."
And, um, yeah. That's that. I'm prbably gonna update once a weekish, depending on how much Candycat and I get done :)
Question of the day: What is your favorite musical? If you don't know any...shame...shaaaaame... ;)
Keep calm and be yourself!
-WolfyBD and Candycat