One Of Those Cliche Chatroom Fics

WARNING: THIS IS SO TERRIBLE AND RANDOM IT MAY BURN YOUR EYES!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ UTTER STUPIDITY WRITTEN IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING, TURN BACK NOW AND SAVE YOUR INTELLIGENCE!! SIDE AFFECTS TO READING THIS FANFICTION MAY VARY!! NOOBINESS MAY ALSO VARY HAHA. ^^ IT IS NOT WITTY, FUNNY, OR EVEN GENERALLY AMUSING. IT IS PLAIN STUPID BUT IT WAS EXTREMELY FUN TO WRITE. :)

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GOD has signed on.

;)SexyMan! has signed on.

GOD: What the hell is with that name?

;)SexyMan!: we shuld alwayz stay tru 2 ar selvs u no :)

GOD: Of course. But yours is a completely untrue statement, I'm sure.

;)SexyMan!: u r jus hatin on da sexines ::heart::

GOD: ...

GOD has signed off.

;)SexyMan!: HATIN ON DA SEXINES!!!!!!!!!!!

iDoctor has signed on.

;)SexyMan!: way 2 b obveus howard ::heart::

iDoctor: O.O how do you know my name?!

;)SexyMan!: r u sayin dat u dont recanize me ur insanle sexy cuzin henry?!?!?!?!?!?

iDoctor: ...

WAR-E-UR has signed on.

iDoctor: oh shit!!!! gtg!!!!

WAR-E-UR: your not going anywhere! if you sign out ill kick your ass!

iDoctor: can't this wait for a private chat, Gregor? I mean, it's not exactly something you need to broadcast to the entire thing to the world!!!

WAR-E-UR: im going to kill you!

iDoctor has signed off.

WAR-E-UR: dammit come back here!!

WAR-E-UR has signed off.

;)SexyMan!: ...

;)SexyMan!: y doz evr y 1 leev me?!?!?!?!?!

;)SexyMan!: grrrr!!!!!!!!

;)SexyMan! has left the chatroom.

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Lol_the_light has signed on.

Lol_the_light: hello is anyone here?

noOne!!!: Just me. Joined for the lulz, but no one was here.

Lol_the_light: who are you?

noOne!!!: My name is Stellovet, although I'm not too fond of it. And you?

Lol_the_light: what?!?! it's you?!?! i'm your cousin, Luxa~!! DX

noOne!!!: Oh really? That's interesting. When did you get internet?

Lol_the_light: ...today.

noOne: Lol seriously? So Vikus kept you from the internet that long?

iDoctor has signed on.

noOne!!!: Hey Howard.

iDoctor: why does everyone recognize me?!!?

Lol_the_light: your name is obveous, cousin.

iDoctor: neither of you have seen gregor, right???

noOne!!!: Avoiding him again?

iDoctor: ... slightly. he's looking for me.

Lol_the_light: why would he be looking 4 you?

iDoctor: ...

noOne!!!: ...

Lol_the_light: ???

WAR-E-UR has signed on.

noOne!!!: He's sleeping with him.

Lol_the_light: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

WAR-E-UR: ?

iDoctor: there's a good explanation, luxa. and gregor i'm coming over tonight alright?

WAR-E-UR: HOWARD!!!!! -glomps-

noOne!!!: Have fun, Howard ;D

iDoctor: thank you stellovet. -glare-

Lol_the_light: explain NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAR-E-UR: explan wat?

noOne!!!: That you're sleeping with Howard.

WAR-E-UR: ...how did u find out abowt that???

noOne!!!: ...I thought it was pretty obvious.

WAR-E-UR: ...

iDoctor: it's really not that big of a deal...

WAR-E-UR has signed off.

iDoctor: gtg ;)

iDoctor has signed off.

Lol_the_light: ...

noOne!!!: ...

noOne!!!: Sex at my place?

Lol_the_light: ill be there in ten min.

Lol_the_light has signed off.

noOne!!! has signed off.