Only in Hetalia Can You Write…
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A Russian slapped a Lithuanian and yelled at an American to stop picking on a drunken Englishman, who was being sexually harassed by a Frenchman, who got hit by a stray flying frying pan by a Hungarian, who is in love with an Austrian, who is playing 'Chopin', while being poked repeatedly in the head by a Prussian, who is lusting after a German, who is trying to get the Italian to stop eating gelato all the while trying to avoid the tomatoes being thrown by the Italian's older brother, who is ignoring the Spaniard, who is sharing his churros with the Greek, who slept with the Japanese man, who is being groped by the Korean, who has replaced all the Chinese man's provisions with kimchi, which in turn made the Chinese man whine, while the Swede was pressuring the Finn to marry him then adopt the young Sealander, who is currently talking to the Latvian, who needs help getting away from the abusive Russian, who has started ignoring the Estonian's lecture and is now staring at the Polish cross dresser who claims the Lithuanian belongs to him, while the Cuban is trying to sneak through to hit the American across the head, but was stopped by a Swiss man who wants to test out a new gun of his on the Turk on request of the Greek, but then the Egyptian got in the way trying to sell him something, as a Ukrainian tried to stop the Belarusian from sexually harassing the Russian…again, but utterly failed and caused the Russian to attempt to retreat, startling the Swiss who shot accidentally at the German, who turned and started to yell at the Frenchie, thinking he was the offender, and the Englishman got in a fight with the American after he kicked him because he missed the Cuban, who bumped the Turk into the Greek while in attempts to dodge the Swiss bullets, resulting in the two getting in another fist fight, as the Spaniard is now trying to avoid getting decked by the older Italianwho has taken to pelting everyone within range with random tomatoes turning what was a conference meeting into another large brawl, while in the middle of the insanity a lone Canadian sits, with a polar bear on his lap, completely unnoticed…
…And it Makes Sense.
Authors Note: The three authors have deemed it possible to say this whole story in 5 breaths (it's insanely hard though). Feel free to try and if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried. PM us if you can and we will send you an awesome pic of a character in Hetalia (it will probly be a different character depending on who gets to it first)