The Completely Random Adventures Of Sasuke Uchiha

Wazzup my peeps! Now playing at the Dark Side Cinema: I don't know! But what I do know is that this is one of those stories where you never know what'll happen next! It's funny, though. Enjoy. Peace!

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One day, our favorite little emo ninja, Uchiha Sasuke, is watching Pokemon with Uzumaki Naruto.

Sasuke: I love this show. It's so awesome. I wish I could go on all sorts of adventures like this!

Naruto: I know. That would be soooooooo awesome. We'd be, like, so popular.

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

Sasuke: I know!

Naruto: I know!

(This went on until the show was over. Let's just skip to when they went to the park later.)

Sasuke: I love the park!

Naruto: Me too!

Sasuke: I love the grass!

Naruto: Me too!

Sasuke: I love the trees!

Naruto: Me too!

Sasuke: I love you, Naruto!

Naruto: Me t---- WHAT!

Sasuke: ...U-u-n-nothing...

(Sakura walks by)

Sakura: (in a deep, deep, manly voice) Sup, guys...

Naruto & Sasuke: Hey Saku---WTF!

(Sakura is wearing a biker jacket, an eye patch, and smoking weed)

Sakura: My name's not Sakura anymore. It's Randy.

Naruto & Sasuke: WTF!

Sasuke: ...Um...hello...Randy...?

Naruto & Sasuke: (run)

Randy: (pulls out more weed)

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Later at Sasuke's house, he is sitting in his room.

Sasuke: Oh, boy! (reaching for a donught from his mini fridge) I'm gonna go on an adventure!

Naruto: What kind of adventure?

Sasuke: (scared out of his pants, literally) Where'd you...how...HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!?!?

Naruto: Same way you did. I used a key, duh...

Sasuke: HOW DID YOU GET A KEY TO MY HOUSE!?!?

Naruto: Same way you did. I made one, duh...

Sasuke: HOW DID YOU MAKE A KEY TO MY HOUSE!?!?

Naruto: Are we just gonna play 20 Questions all day, or are we going on an adventure?

Sasuke: Who said you were coming?

Naruto: (holding a kunai to Sasuke's teddy bear's neck) Mr. SnugglywugglycuddlyBubbly Jr. said I was coming.

Sasuke: (sobbing and talking extremely fast) LEAVETHEBEARTAKEMEINSTEADPLEASEI'LLDOWHATEVERYOUWANTJUSTDON'THURTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto: Take me with you.

Sasuke: Fine! Fine! Leave Mr. Snugglywugglycuddlybubbly Jr. alone!

(Naruto slits the bear's throat and drops it, cotton spewing out)

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (begins to cry)

Naruto: And you call ME a loser?

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The next day...

Sasuke: Ready to go?

Naruto: (much over packed) Sure! (falls over) A little help?

Sasuke: (stretches out his hand to help Naruto up) ...nah... (Naruto falls again)

Half of an hour later, the boys have reached the Konoha gate. There, the boys ambushed by rouge ninja...

Naruto: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! We're gonna die! I knew I shouldn't have let you talk me into going on some stupid adventure. But noooooooooooo! You wouldn't listen.

Sasuke: Calm down, Naruto. I got this one. (walks over to the 20 some ninja) Hey, big boy. Let me se you get low, low, low, low. Want me to blow ya? I know you do, but, of course, I have to charge. Twenty-five bucks teeth in, but fifty bucks teeth out.

(the ninja take of running, horrified at the images of Sasuke blowing them)

Naruto: WTF?

Sasuke: Let's get going.

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Tune In next time on, The Completely Random Adventures Of Sasuke Uchiha where Naruto dies and Sasuke must survive on his own, for all of 45 minutes...