I DO NOT OWN DETECTIVE CONAN OR MAGIC KAITO.

This is a continuation of 'Club Night' from Chatty Plunnies by Dragon-sama. So if you haven't read that, you probably have no idea what's going on in this.

WARNING: YAOI don't like don't read.

Hakuba waited in the cab to leave for the hotel they were staying at. Tonight had been... different. Different was an understatement by a long-shot but it was the only word he could come up with.

He had been in the bathroom with... well he didn't know what to call the other teen when Aoko had ran in calling for Heiji's and his help. He was stunned to say the least, but when Heiji had slammed the bathroom door he broke out of his stupor and exited as calmly as possible for almost being caught doing... 'things'. He felt his face heat right back up when he saw what had caused Aoko to run into the men's bathroom. There on their table was Kaito and Shinichi in a heavy make-out session with practically everyone staring at them.

Only one thought was going through his head. Get a room! He fell back to Earth when he felt Heiji pulling on his sleeve. "What are you doing?" he had asked since his brain still wasn't working completely.

"We have to break them up'" Heiji responded dragging him towards the couple, "Unless you what everyone to see what goes on behind closed doors," Heiji finished with a smirk.

Now that the message was registering in Hakuba's mind he broke away from the other detective and proceeded on his own to the couple. When he finally reached them he tried to get their attention unsuccessfully when Heiji startled him and told him to just help pry Kaito off.

That plan proved to be successful. Hakuba heard Heiji say something but was finding dealing with a squirming, sex-craved magician a little hard to deal with. He was very glad Kaito wasn't in his right mind or he might have been able to slip the detectives.

He also missed what Kaito had said as a come back because the music volume was rising for a fast, upbeat song to try to get everyone's attention back to the club and away from the teens. But he did feel Kaito jerk in his grip so he did the only thing he could think of. He pulled back. Which resulted in Kaito slamming into him and Kaito moaning with pleasure which mortified Hakuba, but what mortified him into speechlessness was the fact that Hakuba still had trouble below the belt from earlier and the moaning didn't help!

He snapped back to reality with Heiji yelling something about getting out now. Hakuba just helped drag the magician out of the building not trusting his mouth to speak.

Once outside the club Hakuba tried to keep the heat he was feeling down so he could concentrate but found it was a losing battle. To get away from the embarrassing situation he went to hail three cabs while Aoko went back in to get Akako.

And that brings us to the present with Hakuba sitting in a cab with his legs crossed waiting for his... cab mate. He knew Kaito and Shinichi were in different cabs to avoid... problems.

He heard the door open and slam shut. Then he heard muttering as his companion told the cab driver directions.

Letting out a sigh of relief he fell into the his companion's lap. He felt fingers brush through his hair as his companion chuckled lightly.

"Tough night?" his companion asked and Hakuba was sure he heard a smirk.

"Shut up," Hakuba said.

He felt his face heat up as he felt eyes looking over his body. "Looks like Kaito did more trouble then he realizes."

"Shut up."

"Awww, but it's so much fun to tease you!"

Hakuba turned so he was laying with his back on the seat. He felt the hand stop stroking his hair and rest on his head while the other hand of his companion lay to rest on the bottom of his rib cage.

He stared into the tan face of one Hattori Heiji. And his deduction was correct, Heiji was smirking and his eyes held an amused light. "I mean it. Shut. Up."

"Make me."

"Fine," and with that Hakuba pulled himself with his right hand around Heiji's left shoulder and propped himself up on his left hand on Heiji's thigh. He felt Heiji's hand that was on his head go around his upper back and the one near his ribs go to his right hip. He pulled himself up as Heiji bent over to kiss the other detective. He gasped when he felt a hand stroking his stomach and the other teen's tongue slid in with ease. Their tongues battled for dominance until they had to break apart to breath. Hakuba slid back into Heiji's lap as all hands moved back into their original places.

Hakuba smiled. They might have argued but it definitely added spice to their relationship. Hakuba sighed as the fingers in his hair did their magic. He turned his head toward Heiji. Then he noticed something and chuckled slightly.

"What?" Heiji asked.

"Be glad no one noticed."

"Noticed what?"

"When we left the bathroom, you forgot to button your pants."

I can't believe I wrote this but it was far too much fun to write.

Should I continue or leave as is.

Posted 8/11/09