What REALLY went on in that apartment... ~dazza1008

Matt: Hey Mells!
Mello: How many times do I have to say it? Stop calling me that!
Matt: OK... how about El Chocolato, Willy Wonka, or... chocolate bunny?
Mello: gets out gun
Matt: OK, OK! I'm sorry... geez... pop a fuse why don'tcha...
Mello: Peh... what is it, anyway?
Matt: Well, about the kidnapping tomorrow - should I use the A-type or B-type smoke bombs?
Mello: A-type, of course, for this - it's slower but the coverage is better... dumbass.
Matt: Oh, right, sorry.
short pause
Matt: Hey, why am I the only one who ever apologises? Aren't you sorry too, for what you just said?
Mello: biting chocolate No way man, never been sorry, never will be.
Matt: What, you wouldn't be sorry, even if I died tomorrow? chuckle
Mello: Hell no! That'd be one less game-addicted freak roaming around.
Matt: laughs well, since this may be our last night together, I should thank you for all this time we've shared... why, I've never been more insulted or belittled by anyone, and thanks to you I'm now completely desensitized to someone pointing a gun at me...
Mello: Get &%#$ed!
Matt: Nicely said, nicely said... hey, did you know there is a connection between the amount of chocolate consumed and the appearance of PMS-like symptoms?
Mello: #%*& off!
Matt: I stand corrected...
insert yaoi scene here, or skip if you're not into yaoi

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Next Day (in case you didn't know)
Mello: Matt... sorry I got you killed.
(A/N: I say Mello died of a broken heart, darn it! That Death Note thing was just a coincidence!)

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A/N: This is an ending scene for Matt and Mello, for Mello & Matt Club on deviantART's "ending scene" contest.
I wrote the name of the person before the speech because I was considering drawing it, but I have no confidence for these characters. ;_; It would take a lot of time to get the expressions right, and at the moment I'm just happy if what I draw looks vaguely human.
It pretty much alternates between Mello and Matt, so it's easy to follow.
It started off from an angsty idea, but it just grew WAFFier. 0_0
Yes, Mello is OOC. And I have no idea if Matt is out of character, because he wasn't in the manga or anime much! ;_; (Matt? Who's Matt?) ^^;
And a special thank you to my Mum, who I've heard got a temper whenever she ate chocolate. Her famous line (according to my Dad) is "I apologise for the fight we're about to have". (but I don't think Mello would say that) (and btw she doesn't eat chocolate anymore :3)
This whole thing started out from me mis-typing Mello's name. (bless you, old keyboard!)