Because we can't all be Teenagers, Ninjas or Turtles

Before we begin I'd like to thank all those who made Fanfiction Academies, like the PhanPhiction Academy I figured all these things like Lord of the Rings and Phantom of the Opera have their Fanfiction Academies...Why not TMNT? They don't end have their own ariticle on Protectors of Plot Continuum Wiki the main ninjas on that place are...Naruto. I'd also like to thank Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird without whom we would never have these wonderful characters, and thank the late Eric Wujick for creating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness RPG and the Subsquent After the Bomb RPGs which I use as the basis of choosing a Mutant Avatar...Because none of the Students can remain Human...They must be Mutant Animals...Because if you're going to fantasize about becoming a sexy Mutant Animal then the only fitting thing is for the victims/students to have to deal with what's it like to actually BE an Animal with the having hairballs, and shell rot and molting and chewing of cud and...Well you get the idea. I'd also love to thank Miss Cam for her idea of the creation of OFU

Dragon Love as that's what her pen name was, was in the midst of compleating her fanfic masterpiece, it featured her Mystical Dragon Mutant Character Jasmine Rose Silverlight, about to consumate her love with her favorite Ninja Turtle Raphael.

"Oh...Jasmine..." Raph purred in his husky voice "That feels SO good!"

Jasmine murred as the Silver Dragon ran her silky scaled claws over Raph's shell "Raphael..." She whispered "...I love you."

"I know." Raph licked his lips lustfully and cupped his three fingered hand over the Dragon Mutant's chin, Jamine's silver eyes lit up making her more beautiful then ever (And she was too beautiful already!) Her wings wrapped around her Turtle lover and...

Dragon Love had to stop writing when she felt ice cold steel press against her neck, she felt deep fear and a Japanese Accented voice said "I'm going to have to stop you right there."

Dragon Love turned her head and saw a tall Japanese Woman with a strict expresion on her face the Woman was holding a Katana to her neck.

"I am Karai." The Woman said

"Karai?!" Dragon Love squeaked in fear thinking she was going to be sliced in half.

"I am Mirage!Karai." The Ninja Woman replied "Unlike my 4Kids! Counterpart or my Nickeloden! Counterpart I am a genuine alley to the Turtles helping them end their fued with the Foot Clan in the City of War Arc..." She frowned "Damn 4Kids...Butchering that story and butchering my role. She then turned to Dragon Love."

"I have come to tell you you are now drafted into the Mutant Academy." Karai handed Dragon Love some papers..."Your various crimes against our Canon left us no choice."

She handed a couple of books to Dragon Love.

"What are these?" Dragon Love asked looking at the strange looking books.

"They are Rulebooks for Role Playing Games." Karai said "The first one is for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness, I would cherish that book if I were you...Those books aren't in print any more and finding one online isn't easy..."

"Why do all four of the Turtles have red bandanas?" Dragon Love asked not paying attention to Karai.

Karai face palmed "Why do I always get the stupid ones?" She murmured to herself,

"Here are some dice." Karai said "You must use them to determene what Mutant Animal you become. I know you have a brother who knows the ins and outs of role playing, have him help you in fact make sure you include him...Because we've learned from experience that when students roll a Mutant Chicken they lie are put down Mutant Lion instead.

"Wait?" Dragon Love exclaimed "You mean the Mutant Animal I become is decided by chance?!"

"Yes." Karai said "Isn't it marvelous? Authors like yourself get their due Karma becoming Mutant, Apes, Frogs or Pigs."

"What if I don't want to be a Mutant Animal?" Dragon Love asked starting to panic "What if I want to remain a Human?"

"I'm afraid you must be a Mutant Animal." Karai said smirking "Seeing your flagrant disregard for Biology...We all decided that all Students must become Mutant Animals so they will know what's it's actually like to BE a Mutant Animal...You can use any of the books I've given you either the origanal TMNT & Other Strangeness, or one of the After the Bomb Books I've given you Road Hogs, Mutants Down Under, Mutants of the Yucatan and Mutants in Avalon each one has different Animal Options but remember you can only choose one, and your first animal you roll will be the one you get.

"Oh geez!" Dragon Love said looking through the Mutants of the Yucatan book "I don't even know what have these Animals look like!" She turned and saw Karai had already disapeared.

She realized she better get to work, so she fetched her RPG Nerd Brother to be both her helper and her witness he laughed quite a bit when he found out about her prediciment but he agreed to help her.

After reading the open pages, which was mostly about why she was being drafted into the academy and whatnot, they started rolling STATs, which Dragon Love found really boring, her Brother understood STATs better then she did, then time to roll Animal Species, the most nerve wracking part, Dragon Love decided to go with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness since it had the most Animals she was familar with, she rolled Wild Animal Table, then she had to roll again for specific species

"You got...Wolf!" Her Brother said

"Thank Goodness..." Dragon Love whispered. if she couldn't ben a sexy Dragon at being a sexy Werewolfess was close enough.

"Wait!" Her Brother said "Don't fill out the Questionaire just yet! You need to roll your origin and educational backround too!"

"My orgin is decided by chance as well?!" Dragon Love fumed

"Some people like that it saves them from having to think up the backstory themselves." Her Brother said

So Dragon Love rolled the dice, she was Mutated by...Deliberate Experimentation ...she rolled her Education.

"OK..." Her Brother said "Raised in the home of the resercher as a pet, is still in the home and still loyal to the family members, character will resent Humans somewhat but will try to find acceptance among mankind...Trained instead of educated...Now we got to roll for what kind of organzation mutated you.

Groaning Dragon Love rolled one more time...The Orgazation that Mutated her was...A Secret Crime Fighting Organzation.

"Well..." Her Brother said "You got a pretty decent character..."

"Yeah I guess." Dragon Love said "At least I didn't get a Mutant Pig...Thanks...Tom."

"Your Welcome." Tom said "Let me know how things go at the Academy."

And with that, Tom walked out, Dragon Love was already looking at her classes, some of her classes were 'How to not get caught' Taught by Splinter and Computer Hacking for Beginners taught by both April and Donatello and Superslam Hockey taught by Casey Jones, Dragon Love's eyes lit up when she saw some of the classes were taught by Raphael she started filling out the questionare.

The Questionare looked something like this.

Name:

Gender: M/F

Lust Object: Leonardo/Raphael/Donatello/ Michelangelo/Other (Please specify)

Mutant Animal Species: (Dragon Love felt happy to be able to put 'Wolf' on the application)

Cause of Mutation and Educational Background: (Dragon Love just copyied what was in the book)

Preferred Occupation: Ninja/Spy/Scientist/Domestic Servant/Other (Please Specify)

Weapon of Choice: Katana/Sai/Bo Staff/Nunchucks/Other (Please specify)

After filling out the forms, Dragon Love quickly fell asleep, unaware of the bodily transformations that happened as she slept, long gray fur appeared all over her body, her face stretched foreward creating a muzzle, her ears migrated to the top of her head, a fluffy tail sproated from her backside, she felt nothing while she slept, and if anyone saw her trasform they might have vomited from the sheer grossness of it.

After the Transformations were done, a Ninja not a Turtle, but a meber of the Foot crept in, and took the Wolf Girl and the Papers and slipped into the night.

Meanwhile deep underground, four Turtles spoke with their Master.

"Master Splinter." 4kids! Leo said "Are you sure about this?"

"Yes Leonardo." 4Kids! Splinter replied "For the sake of our future...Not to mention our mental health...We must do this."

"If having to deal with the rabid groupies wasn't enough..." Raph fumed "We have to deal with those stupid goofballs from the 87! Universe...Not to mention those upstarts from Nickelodeon.

"Cheer up Raph!" 4kids!Mikey said "At least you get to see the guys from Turtles Prime again! I'm looking forward to meeting my loving fans myself!"

"You might want to rethink that when they start 'glomping' you." 4kids!Donny said "Right now I've got the Mini-Bebops and Mini-Rocksteadys on standby in case anything goes wrong."

"All right." 4kids!Leo sighed taking a deep breath "Let's get ready...We have a big day ahead of us."

OK People! Let's have the semester begin! EVIL LAUGH! Anyone who has watched Turtles Forever will understand perfectly why multiple versions exist...Because of the 'policy' on Intereactive Stories, you can't sign up through reveiwing go to the Author Profile and Email me regestration closes on May 5th or Cinco De Mayo as they say in Mexico