Sasuke was training at Orochimaru's lair. It had been 3 years since he left the Leaf Village. He was sweating hard and was dehydrating. Orochimaru came along all happy with a bottle of water In his hands. "Hey Sasuke-kun are you thirsty?" the gay saanin asked. (sorry Orochimaru lovers)"Um….I guess" he said and took the water from Orochimaru. He began to sip the cool water but something wasn't right. Sasuke's head began to feel dizzy. "What did you do?" he asked. "I drugged it" Oro said and happily skipped off. Sasuke began to have a stupidity impulse.
A few minutes later
"Hey look Kabuto" hyper Sasuke shouted at the gray-haired medic nin. Kabuto turned around and saw Sasuke in a pink ballerina dress. "Looky Kabutooooooooooo don't I look pretty?" Sasuke asked ruffling his skirt. This deeply disturbed Kabuto so he knocked to poor drugged missing-nin out.
Sasuke awoke NOT happy. He panicked and ran away from the lair screaming like a girl. He ran to Konoha where he hoped no one would drug him. For some reason no one cared he was a missing-nin. Sasuke sat in Ichiraku ramen and ordered some ramen. The rambunctious obnoxious blonde, Naruto, sat beside him. "Hey Sasuke-teme do you want some water?" he asked. "But-uh-aa-um-ee-ka" he whimpered and started running away like a screaming girl.
ADVICE: DON'TEVER OFFER SASUKE WATER!!! ITS FRIGHTENING WHAT HAPPENS