First I just want to say.. I KNOW THAT DEIDARA IS A MAN... but this is just a funny joke I'm doing, please go with it and review.
Thanks to all who reviewed and/or put in thier favorites the first time ( Admin took it down because of Spelling, I have changed it, but if you see any mistakes please tell me in a review, thanks)
Bad news Chapter 1, The Joke
Deidara had been sick for 3 weeks now, every morning… he was very worried, when he asked Kakuzu if the stitches could have gotten infected he said that it is not possible and wanted to know why he had asked.
"Well for 3 weeks I have been feeling sick every morning, and I was just thinking that it could have been the stitches."
"3 weeks you say… well in my very long life I have seen this many times before…"
"Well what is it am I going to die?"
Kakuzu gave a grin that could be seen even through his masks, the same type of grin that Tobi would give if he could hear Deidara say "Tobi you're my best friend and I want to give you a hug."
"Deidara congratulations you're pregnant!"
"What, are you smoking Zetsu again, I can't be pregnant I'm on the P- Population side that is male, I'm a man, how could I be pregnant?"
"What you're a man, Hidan wins the bet, lets go and ask Zetsu."
Just then Zetsu warped out of the wall, in the same way a ghost would, or how most think the leader could. The floral humanoid with his dual coloured face; both of which had the same evil smirk, which was normal for his evil side, but what terrified the rooms other occupants was the fact that his good counter-part had the exact same evil, twisted grin: a grin that would make even the super evil Madara cry.
"Congratulations you're a mother, okay, I have told everyone and the Leader said that we can have a party. Tobi was very exited; he even got you a new Akatsuki cloak, one with a bigger abdomen section."
"But how can I be pregnant I'm a man!"
"Well let's have a look at you, are your feet swollen, does you're back hurt, have you gained any weight?"
"I hate you!"
Itachi bursts in through the wall and yells "BUT NOT ENOUGH FOOLISH LITTLE BROTH- oh sorry reflex, congratulations on mother-hood."
"I'm a man, as in I CAN'T BE A MOTHER, OR GET PREGNANT!!!!"
After a few hours of tests Zetsu has some results.
"Deidara you may want to sit down, standing too long is bad for the mother and you might damage the baby in the fall after I tell you the results."
"I'M NOT PREGNANT AND I AM A MALE SO I CAN'T BE A MOTHER!!!!"
"Yes the results indicate that you are without a doubt male, and you're not pregnant."
Kakuzu;" So Tobi wasted my money on Akatsuki baby clothes for nothing!"
"Well whats the verdict?" asked a very bored Hidan.
"Deidara come with me into the next room I need to tell you this in private…
You know that we are all joking about the pregnancy?"
What will happen to Deidara, will he live, will Deidara ever forgive them, find out in the next chapter called What!
Please review, and if you find ANY errors please tell me in a review so that I can change them... thanks