Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any of the characters in it
Hi everybody! Sunny here! I finally got around to doing the pack! So as before you get to vote on who I do next! You have to read ten things the Cullen kids can't do anymore first, or else some of these things might not make sense. Okay so let's start with…. Lea!
No thinking about Sam, when in wolf form.
No nagging, Seth to change his underwear...
When Seth doesn't change his underwear, ripping his underwear off him, and giving it to Mike Newton who always says when you do "I'll cherish them forever!"
"Finally, I don't have to worry about getting Newton on my shorts!" Exclaims Seth.
No locking Jared in Emily's closet, so that way when she opens it at night a sleeping Jared will fall on her.
No locking Jake, in Edward's closet, just to count, how many injures he has when he gets back…
Or taking bets with Bella, on how many.
No going out of country, because, you've already had one too many encounters with the police, this rule was made because the police, say you can't leave the country, for a very long time.
"It was One DUI! JUST ONE! Jeez, it's not like I broke the law!" lea yells. Jared says "Um, lea that is breaking the law, and we can't be one pack member short because you decided to get drunk." Lea looks pissed. "Humph, men."
No dating, when sharing thoughts, it's just torture for us, to know where you've been every Saturday night.
"What a night it was." Lea says dreamily. Lea explains exactly what happened last Saturday.
"Ugh!" Sam says
"Sick, sis!" Seth says
"Yuck!" says Embry
"Freaky Lea!" Jacob says
"I think I just threw up a little!" Paul says
"Too much information lea!" Quill says
Mike Newton who has been secretly listening says. "Wow, Lea, thanks for your brothers panties, and it looks like you're having better luck with your man, then I am with Emmet!" Seth locates him, will the others curse at him, then changes into wolf form and chases after him, will Mike runs and makes poodle noises. "I wear boxers, you idiot!"
No wearing blue it makes you look like a fat raccoon.
No trying to, push Billy Black in his wheel chair down a hill.