I don't think I should have to say it but just in case for those of you who haven't seen it: ENDGAME SPOILERS

And please no spoilers in the reviews.

A whole year has passed since Infinity War came out. Since Thanos won and snapped half of all life from the universe.

Tears have been shed. Memes have been made. I got a pretty neat 'snapped' badge.

Now that a year has passed I can finally see Endgame. Witness how the Avengers defeat Thanos and reverse the snap. And I've finally gotten tickets after barely avoiding three weeks worth of spoilers.

Now all I have to do is drive to the theater. What could possibly go wrong?

1 Hour Later

Apparently what looks to be about one hundred trucks falling from the sky.

I am now regretting my choice of words from earlier.

Shiiiiiiiiii-

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-Iiiiiiiiiiiiit

I died. I am dead. Or at least I should be dead. For whatever reason I still feel alive, different but alive.

I open my eyes to find myself in a hut of sorts. My hut.

I raise my hands only to find a giant purple hand and- What the hell?! The Infinity Gauntlet?!

But before I could get a better look at I get a massive migraine. Suddenly images flood into my head. It's almost as if I'm watching someone's entire life flashing before my eyes. But the most defining memory was the last. A snap.

I know who's body this is. I am in the body of the Mad Titan himself. Thanos.

"Oh shit." I said out loud. How the hell did this happen?! Getting run over by trucks and reincarnating only works in fanfiction and isekai anime!!

"Ok calm down. It's not that bad. It's not tha- WHY AM I IN SO MUCH PAIN!!"

From my memories I remember using the stones to destroy themselves, which lead to nearly killing me.

Why the fuck would you give up the power of the Infinity Gauntlet?! Apparently from my memories it was to prevent myself from lusting for power, buddy you were the most powerful, and to stop the Avengers from reversing the Snap. Damn it Thanos those were good reasons but now I'm stuck on this planet with no ship.

Damn it I'm too tired for this crap. So I get on the bed and fall asleep. I just hope I can heal from this before the Avengers come after me.

The Next Day

I get out of bed and head to the bathroom to start my daily routine. It's been five minutes before I noticed something was wrong. I was not purple or that big. Plus my chin was abnormal.

So I'm still here, it's not a dream. But that means I'm stuck with these injuries. Luckily for me that Thanos had enough common sense to have a first aid kit. Unluckily for me it's going to take a while to heal.

But I can't take the time to heal. I have no idea when the Avengers will arrive. And I'm pretty sure that this will end poorly. But fuck it I don't want to die again, at least not without a fight.

I walk outside to find some armor on a scarecrow. Good, I'll need it. I strip it and put it on. I go back to the hut to look for a weapon. The only one Thanos brought here was a double bladed sword. Neat, even if it looks impractical. But any weapon is better than no weapon.

Now I need to prepare as there is no way I can take on the Avengers in this state. Not only am I injured but even with Thanos' memories and combat experience I personally haven't gotten into any fights. So I'll cheat instead.

My biggest trump card is the Infinity Gauntlet and the fact that the stones are destroyed. Use that as bait to ambush Thor and then pick off everyone else. Hohoho, delightfully devilish Thanos.

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Really? Not even a week, but two bloody days?! Well shit, I'm not so confident about this but my life is on the line.

CRASH

Oh shit I forgot about Captain Marvel. Then again I forgot she existed since her movie. Double shit since I left the Gauntlet….

This is very bad. Ok, calm down. New plan, steal the ship and pray they don't notice. Incredibly desperate but hey, there's no way they'd kill off Thanos that fast. Fuck yeah let's do this!

One Desperate Struggle Later

"Ow ow ow ow ow ok ok everything hurts everything hurts." Turns out that trying to fight off Captain Marvel and a pissed off Thor isn't a good idea. The others were just icing the Thanos beatdown cake.

"Where are the stones!" Black Widow asked. In any other situation talking to any of the Avengers, except Carol, would've had me gushing like a schoolgirl. But losing two arms tends to damper excitement.

"They gone you dipshit. If I had them you'd all be recked faster than you can say 'you should've gone for the head'." I'm more than sure this isn't gonna end with me in prison, definitely getting killed so why not have a little fun. Plus I'm pissed off from my beatdown.

For that I earned a stab from Stormbreaker and a growl from Thor. "You used them two days ago!" Banner demands.

"I destroyed the stones with the stones. Like a stone pickaxe in Minecraft with stone, heh. So go ahead and kill me you feckless cunts, you can't reverse this. You ran from it, you dreaded it, but destiny has arrived and it is here to stay bitches. So deal with it." I taunt.

The last thing I see is Thor charging up Stormbreaker. So he took my advice then. He went for the head.

Hopefully when I do reincarnate I'll be in a different time and place. Because dying after two days is just bull.

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Where am I? The last thing I can remember was using the Infinity Stones to destroy themselves so balance couldn't be reversed.

I open my eyes to find myself in what appears to be a hospital room surrounded by doctors and nurses.

A flood of memories comes in my head. These are memories of a being called Scott Llannis. He was average, and lived an average life until one hundred buses landed on him. If that was the result of the destruction of the Infinity Stones then I apologize for the unfortunate circumstance.

Somehow by destroying the Infinity Stones I've been sent to another universe. This could be the only explanation for where I am.

This isn't too impossible to believe. All six Infinity Stones allowed for one to bend the universe however they so felt. So it isn't outside the realm of possibility.

However I see my work isn't done. My new memories show that this world still suffers like my old universe used to. Resources are still not enough for everyone. I know my new purpose, I will bring balance to this new world.

For I am inevitable.

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I watched Endgame and wanted to write a fic about it. Turns out that there's a lack of Thanos SIs so I decided why not. Any suggestions, criticism, or thoughts are appreciated from you guys.

This may be about our SI-OC or OG!Thanos going around and screwing things up. One of them might be dropped or both will be kept, not really sure on that.