Author's note: I don't like this. I just did it because a friend of mine asked. These are her ideas; I just wrote them and changed some things. It's not like I don't think than it's not interesting write about these situations, but I wasn't in my day when I wrote all the chapters. My friend liked, that's what the matter. But please Review: tell me what you think. :)

Chapter 1 – Gay

Kanda was going to meditate. Everywhere was too noisy, but the meditating room was always HIS safe place. "HIS" was what he thought until open the door and see an entertaining Lavi sit on HIS place, with a hill of magazines by his side. Safe Dream=Over. Patience=NONE. Eyebrow=twist until the very limit.

- What the hell are you doing here?

- YUU! OI! (giant grin) – Usual happy mode.

- Don't call me by my first name! Go away! This is my space!

- No it's not. This is Order's space, what means than everyone who lives here can stay here. Did you get it, or you need me to repeat?

- Don't mess me up! But fine, if you not get out of here by yourself, I force you to! – But when he grabbed Lavi's arm he saw the covers of the magazines and that making him stop of disgust and aversion. – What crap is this?

- Wait a second: you goanna tell me than you don't know what a porn magazine is?

- Of course I know what a porn magazine is! But what they're doing here? Where did you get all this crap?

- It's not crap! In many places. Some in Spain, others in Australia, this one from, let me see... from Greece. I have magazines from the entire world! Some I buy, some I import, after all, from more than I already travelled, I never saw all the world, right? But every single one of them have the most higher quality you can imagine! I just choose the most beautiful naked women!

Kanda was in shock. That mountain of naked women doing the most pervert poses imaginable, was putting him sick. His want of vomit just was restrained by his pride.

- Bookman knows than you have all this?

- Of course not! Are you crazy! Do you want to see them with me? I have Japanese porn if you want! XD

- Are you nuts! What do you think I am?

- A 12 years boy than like me, is starting to get hormones?

- Hello Kanda! Oh, hi Lavi!

- Lenalee! Is always so good to see you smiling! Something happen?

- Lavi, you're too observer. But yes: Jery made chocolate soba!

- Chocolate soba? That exists? What a waste... – Kanda did that "that's disgusting" face.

- No it's not! It's delicious! That's why I was looking for you, Kanda: for you prove it too! You goanna like it!

- No way...

- Why you have always to spoil my hope? By the way: what magazines are those? Can I see?

- Oh! These ones? Of course you can! You goanna love it! – Lavi was already preparing the magazines to give to Lenalee.

Kanda immediately put his hands on Lenalee's eyes, blocking her total vision.

- Your damn rabbit! What do you think you're doing? What's your idea?

- Oh please kanda! She's a girl! She can see!

- She's 10 years old! She doesn't have age for this crap! And even if she was, those things are highly indecent! No way that I'm goanna let her see such... such... such! – Kanda never would let Lenalee innocence screw up. He just loved the way she was.

- Come one Kanda! This is WOMEN pornography. She can see it without problems. There is nothing here than she already didn't saw. Well, the poses can be a little too extravagant, but she can get it.

- Kanda, what is "pornography"?

- ... Nothing ... nothing than you need to know for now... – He was getting nervous, even sweaty... He really needed to get out of that suffocation. – You know what: I think than I will prove that chocolate soba after all...

- Will you? Really? – Lenalee's eyes were sparking to him.

- Yes. So, why you don't go to Jery, and ask him to prepare a dish for me? Hum? – He was leading Lenalee to the exit door the fast he could.

- Ok, but you don't need to push me! – She wasn't liking Kanda's rush treatment a little bit: was like he wanted to stay away from her.

- It's for you go faster, so I can eat faster.

Lavi was grinning to Kanda's actions. Was amazing the way how he get nervous when some topics like pornography were discussed, and THAT, was putting some ideas on his head. How was possible than Kanda, being almost a teenager (but even if he was not), didn't have interest on women?

When Kanda closed the room door (making sure than Lenalee was already far away from that "meditating room") he turned to Lavi, with a deadly glare.

- I will kill you for this one... – He went to the other corner of the room, far away from that pervert Lavi.

- Kanda, can I make you question?

- Hum...

- But don't get offended, ok?

- Just ask!

- No offense, but are you gay?

Kanda fall in a dark hole. Gay? Where did he get that idea: because he has a feminine look? Now he was goanna kill him for real.

- Is just because, you see: you simple don't like women, so a person wonders, don't you think so? – Kanda was releasing a hell of flames on that small corner. – Is not normal a boy don't like women! But is ok for me if you're gay, really. I'm not going to make fun of you because of it. Taste is taste. If you want, I can get men pornography. That will be a little hard, but I can get it.

- Lavi... – Murdering mode.

- Do you prefer Japanese right? Of course, right! But I think than you should try something new. It's not like I appreciate men, but I know how to choose these stuff. You know how it is: experience and talent!

- Lavi...

- By the way: do you want some homosexual magazines? They are a little expensive but if it is for my friend Yuu I can do a little effort! XD

- LAVI!

- What? I'm just trying to be helpful!

- LAVI! How dare you to think than I'm gay! What's wrong with you? Your freaking PERVERT!

- I'm sorry, ok? I was just trying to help!

- GO AWAY from here! KNOW! And take all that crap with you from here!

- But...

- GO AWAY, BEFORE I KILL YOU!

Lavi got out of the meditating room almost with a kick from Kanda. He, and his magazines. He stood in front of the door for a long moment, trying to assimilate what just finish to happen. Then he remembered something what made him grin deeply.

Lavi took a deep breath, and start running through the hallways screaming laud with a big grin:

- KANDA IS GAY! XD