Sasuke, Naruto
Sasuke was wearing absolutely nothing. He is 203995u84 years old.
Naruto was wearing a thong. He is -23wr9ousef093 years old.
Sakura was wearing a tasteful bikini. She is 2 years old.
Chiyobaasama was wearing a spacesuit. She is as old as dirt.
These are the major characters of my awesome story! I hope you love them as much as I do!
UNICORNS
One day, Naruto was adjusting his thong as he stared into a river. The water was flowing so beautifully and he was mesmerized. Sasuke approached him from behind and slapped him on the ass. "What are you doing, Naruto?"
"Shh, Sasuke, I am waiting for the unicorn to show up," Naruto said pressing a finger to his lips.
Sasuke stole that finger and put it between his own lips. "What unicorn?"
"The unicorn I dreamt about," Naruto insisted not taking his hand back.
Chiyobaasama arrived in her spacesuit. Naruto freaked out and yelled pointing a finger at her. "You are not a unicorn! You do not have a pointy horn."
"Nor is she a horselike creature, Naruto," Sasuke reminded him.
"Are you sure?" Naruto asked.
"Fair point," Sasuke admitted, fondling Naruto as he spoke.
Chiyobaasama ignored them and bent over to drink from the river. This left the approaching Sakura a beautiful view of her rear end. In that gloriously tight spacesuit that left no curves to the imagination. Trust me. She has none anyways.
Sakura smilled blissfully and patted Naruto on the cheek. "Hello, Naruto. I came for the unicorn too. I had a dream that it would come and give me special powers. Because I have none."
Naruto looked excited and slapped Sasuke's wandering hands away to talk to Sakura. "Me too! I had the same dream. I am so very excited for the special unicorn to appear! Believe it!"
Sasuke growled fiercely and yanked Naruto back into his embrace. Rubbing the other boy on to his growing member. "Naruto," He said lowly into Naruto's ear. "Do not leave me again," He insisted, nibbling on Naruto's ear now.
Just because, Sasuke threw a kunai at Sakura. Who stared at it blankly unsure of what to do. Chiyobaasama had to deflect the kunai with her bengay bottle.
The kunai bounced off the bengay bottle and flew into the distance.
Then came a strangled sound from behind the tree that kunai had fallen behind. "What was that?" Naruto asked in the middle of being rammed into by Sasuke.
"It sounded like a horse winny!" Sakura insisted, running towards the noise. Like she was useful or something.
Chiyobaasama used her chakra strings to pull Sakura back. "Don't go rushing into danger my sweet little pancake," Chiyobaasama warned. "I would not want your precious behind and rosy little mounds to be hurt."
Sighing, Sakura and Naruto succumbed to the pleasures of their lovers before they could go investigate the noise.
When they finally did, all sweaty and covered in fluids and smelled of sex. They came upon the dead body of the unicorn they had been expecting.
Naruto cried.
Sakura cried.
Chiyobaasama shook her head.
Sasuke couldn't have cared less.
Konohmaru and Orochimaru made sweet sweet love in the carcass of the unicorn. Later on. With Kabuto watching.
The end.