Sasuke, Naruto, Chiyobaasama, Sakura, Konohamaru, Orochimaru
"I hate you!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke.
"I don't think much of you either," Sasuke said as he threw a punch at Naruto. "Why can't you just leave me alone?" Sasuke whined like a little emo boy.
Naruto took the punch with horror on his face. What did Sasuke mean leave him alone? Wasn't this what they did? Punching each other and hating each other? Isn't that how they showed affection for each other?
Naruto felt a strange feeling stirring in his gut. What was this feeling, he asked to himself. I do not know. It is sort of like how I feel when I think of Sakura. But much different and much more pleasing.
Naruto wandered away from the confused Sasuke to drift aimlessly through the streets of Konoha.
"What's going on, Naruto?" Konohamaru asked.
"I feel funny," Naruto said distractedly. "Sasuke makes me feel funny in my tummy. When I think about those awful black orbs and that stupid black hair, I just want to touch and kiss him all night long. I've only had these feelings for about two minutes, but I think I might be in love," Naruto admitted.
Konohamaru just smiled secretively. "I know exactly how you feel, Naruto. Whenever I think of Orochimaru, I just get all fluttery. His long and delightfully talented tongue makes me quiver with anticipation of the pleasure that he will give to me all night long over and over and over and over and over in bed," Konohmaru seemed to get a little lost in his fantasies.
Kabuto stopped by to knock Konohmaru upside the head. "Save that for later, okay? I don't want to see you blushing without my master around!"
After Kabuto left, Naruto gave Konohamaru a funny look. "What?" He asked.
"Nothing, just go tell Sasuke you love him. I'm sure he loves you back!" Konohmaru counseled.
This sounded like good advice to Naruto who immediately sought out Sasuke.
"Sasuke, I love you!" Naruto called out.
Sasuke had been training. At Naruto's words he stood stock still. "What?" He asked.
"I love you!" Naruto said again.
"Okay," Sasuke said and brought Naruto to his bosom where they made love all night long.
Chiyobaasama and Sakura sat in a tree nearby holding hands and watching the love making session. "It's so cute," They both said together. Before Chiyobaasama snuck her hand lower to Sakura's vagina and pleasured her with the bengay bottle. "Oh, my little pickle dove."
The end.